Bored at work

I'm gonna take a s***, f*** it

My manager wants to implement some facial recognition aws crap but I don’t like the ethics of it. Lemme foil his plans

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I got a checkpoint tomorrow but I've barely done s*** need to do some serious progress today but I've been f***ing around too much with other projects

Damn I f***ed up..

Shouldn't have taken that s***

What happen

Look, I don't want to dwell on the past. The important thing is that I can:

• Rectify this
• Hopefully rectify this without my manager knowing

If not, my career is over. I've put the process into motion and I hope this issue resolves itself very, very quickly. Tomorrow was already gonna be an interesting day because of the tomfoolery I am gonna try and pull off (not by choice, mind, but by mere necessity), but with this in the equation it is extra spicy. I just want to ask you all to pray for me, as I would for you.

6 meetings in a row

The f*** is this

anyone have an issue where their computer volume won't play at all? I have no headphones or anything plugged in, yet there is no audio

not muted or anything like that either.

only a couple meetings, then a big team one. feels good being able to kicc bacc, damn near 3 weeks ahead

Best of luck, hope it all goes well

Stopped paying attention during the daily stand up and missed a chunk of the new s*** they asked me to do

My farts move like smoke grenades

Damn coffee

A part of me doesn't want to place a question mark where God put a period.

But another part is concerned about my job security. This remote job that I'm doing barely has me doing anything, I feel like there are too many employees but not enough work to go around and everyone is constantly aware of it.

We're expected to do at least 25 cases a day, I've been up since 8:30 and have only done 3.

Thank you.

Damn, you should come over here! They got too much work and not enough employees so the workload is ridiculous because of an immense backlog they've built up. On the other side, they don't really seem to intend on hiring many people to solve this issue.

Just got that return to office email

Been in meetings for 4 hours straight

bro I woke up a hour early to catch up on work, I was doing some master budgeting on quick books. I took a break, come back and click save, and s*** logged me out

Lost like three hours of work was supposed have a checkpoint meeting too but his ass didn’t realize he’s still on PTO and now I’m sleepy and too lazy to redo my s*** so ima just nap the rest of my s*** and tackle it when I wake up or something f***

I was working but this Bill Cosby thread just took me out of my zone

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Went on my phone during a meeting, saw the bill Cosby news, and now I have no clue what’s going on