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  • Apr 9, 2023
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    HaroldsChicken

    slotslights.com


    This feels dirty lol

    Slotslights is a just a proud sponsor of The Super Mario Bros movie

  • Apr 9, 2023
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    Jonboi


    This feels dirty lol

    Slotslights is a just a proud sponsor of The Super Mario Bros movie

    mid movie when you see a full slotlights ad but you keep going :beynah:

  • Apr 9, 2023

    lol Kroniic smiling and pointing at the screen during this movie brings me joy

  • Apr 9, 2023
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    HaroldsChicken

    mid movie when you see a full slotlights ad but you keep going :beynah:

    Yeah, Iol, this is good enough for me

    I don’t think my reaction would be all that different in the theater
    Watching out of curiosity more than anything

  • Apr 9, 2023

    It’s definitely an Illumination movie in Mario skins

  • Apr 9, 2023
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    Jonboi

    Yeah, Iol, this is good enough for me

    I don’t think my reaction would be all that different in the theater
    Watching out of curiosity more than anything

    Its the best move . Its really an easter egg movie

  • Apr 9, 2023
    HaroldsChicken

    Its the best move . Its really an easter egg movie

    I couldn’t think of a more perfect movie to celebrate the resurrection of Christ

  • Apr 9, 2023
    HaroldsChicken

    Its the best move . Its really an easter egg movie

  • Apr 9, 2023
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    HaroldsChicken

    LETS A GOOOOOO

    You watched it yet? I haven’t

  • Apr 9, 2023
    Strictly Syrup

    You watched it yet? I haven’t

    I have lol so now I wait on Jonboi take

  • Apr 9, 2023
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    Movie looks kinda corny to me ngl. How is it

  • Apr 9, 2023
    Not Like Josuke

    Movie looks kinda corny to me ngl. How is it

    kinda corny ngl

  • Apr 10, 2023
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    OK. I watched it.

    As predicted, I can’t co-sign this.
    However, it’s easy to see where the disconnect is coming from.

    I think the imagery in the Mario games is so ubiquitous, so imaginative, so iconic… There’s a natural thrill to seeing the mushroom kingdom, finally, in all its glory. In presenting that, the film does a pretty good job. It IS quite kino at points. If that’s all you’re looking for, you’re going to leave satisfied.

    However. In every other respect, this is an Illumination movie. It’s filled with cliched dialogue, cliched music cues, paper-thin characters, and yes, the plot feels like a speed run.

    It’s got about as much weight as standing on a cloud. I would have gotten just as much, if not more, out of it, if it were a twenty minute short.

    The Super Mehrio Bros Movie is a corporate product. It does what’s asked of it, but, in my opinion, it takes something unique and homogenizes it.

    When you do that to a 🍄, I lose my appetite. I’m feeling…


    Out of 5

  • Apr 10, 2023
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    Jonboi

    OK. I watched it.

    As predicted, I can’t co-sign this.
    However, it’s easy to see where the disconnect is coming from.

    I think the imagery in the Mario games is so ubiquitous, so imaginative, so iconic… There’s a natural thrill to seeing the mushroom kingdom, finally, in all its glory. In presenting that, the film does a pretty good job. It IS quite kino at points. If that’s all you’re looking for, you’re going to leave satisfied.

    However. In every other respect, this is an Illumination movie. It’s filled with cliched dialogue, cliched music cues, paper-thin characters, and yes, the plot feels like a speed run.

    It’s got about as much weight as standing on a cloud. I would have gotten just as much, if not more, out of it, if it were a twenty minute short.

    The Super Mehrio Bros Movie is a corporate product. It does what’s asked of it, but, in my opinion, it takes something unique and homogenizes it.

    When you do that to a 🍄, I lose my appetite. I’m feeling…


    Out of 5

    thanks for saying it

  • Apr 10, 2023
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    HaroldsChicken

    thanks for saying it

    It’s what I do

    Happy Easter

  • Apr 10, 2023
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    Jonboi

    It’s what I do

    Happy Easter

    we have to pray illumination doesn't do the sequel or learns from this

  • Apr 10, 2023
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    HaroldsChicken

    we have to pray illumination doesn't do the sequel or learns from this

    Yeah. I felt too old for this.
    If it makes people happy, cool.
    It’s just not for me.

  • Apr 10, 2023
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    HaroldsChicken

    we have to pray illumination doesn't do the sequel or learns from this

    Considering this on its way to a billi might be better to get ahead and hop off now

  • Apr 10, 2023
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    Ava

    Considering this on its way to a billi might be better to get ahead and hop off now

    I didn't think it was terrible by any means I just hope future they improve. It was a base lol

  • Apr 10, 2023
    Jonboi

    Yeah. I felt too old for this.
    If it makes people happy, cool.
    It’s just not for me.

    Pixar, Dreamworks and others kind of blend humor better but who knows.

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    Not Like Josuke

    Movie looks kinda corny to me ngl. How is it

    Just flat as a movie, and that should absolutely not be the case for something like an animated Mario film.

    As others have said, kids will definitely like it though; the movie has everything they could enjoy.

    Kind of wild seeing "next we need a.... film" when they could not even handle something like this.

  • Apr 10, 2023
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    Just flat as a movie, and that should absolutely not be the case for something like an animated Mario film.

    As others have said, kids will definitely like it though; the movie has everything they could enjoy.

    Kind of wild seeing "next we need a.... film" when they could not even handle something like this.

    It sort of fell into a trap of, everything is so silly, and such a joke, that there was never any stakes.

    An eventual Smash movie should feel fun, yes, but it shouldn’t feel like fluff. It should feel epic.

    This should feel like the new MCU.

  • Apr 10, 2023
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    Jonboi

    It sort of fell into a trap of, everything is so silly, and such a joke, that there was never any stakes.

    An eventual Smash movie should feel fun, yes, but it shouldn’t feel like fluff. It should feel epic.

    This should feel like the new MCU.

    the stakes was Mario father love and donkey kong dad love and BROOKLYN

  • Apr 10, 2023
    HaroldsChicken

    I didn't think it was terrible by any means I just hope future they improve. It was a base lol

    There’s definitely room for improvement but I’m setting my expectations low considering the audiences are so positive with what was given and I’m unsure Universal/Nintendo will aim to appease critics next time around and rather stick to what worked the first time

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