Many West African countries would turn communist and democratic socialist after a long guerilla war with France there

Morocco and Egypt would go full Israel

Europeans would go much further right-wing definitely, except Greece would exit EU after Eurocrisis

Cockshott would migrate to the USCR and become one of their most highly regarded public intellectuals

There would be struggle sessions about his transgender views

Breadtube would denounce them for being anti-trans and class reductionist

In a McCarthyist political climate in America, Hasan would be banned from Twitch and lose all his income. After selling his house he would be recruited by USCR state media and be one of their primary pundits directed at international audiences

i don't think the wider carribbean is gonna care that much about someone not liking transgenders

@Nessy need your input as a French

Evening news would be like "We have with us Hasan Piker, US dissident and activist, to talk about the recent mass shooting in Texas. Comrade Hasan, why does the USA suffer from so many mass shootings"

he'd just work for his uncle (this is not a ktt joke)

It would be in Western leftist spheres

Quite like earl lee USSR they would have very progressive legislation on issues of sexuality and gender but some of the population would still lag behind and liberals would use this as an anti-USCR talking point

would a theoretical USCR be western leftist though? if this all happened during the 70s and USSR-styled leftism was dominant enough for a project like this to emerge, would early modern western leftism even progress to that point?

Cenk would not want to be associated with a Caribbean supporter, it would ruin his income too

Caribbean Union would fund Dr. Umar and other black seperatists in the USA, also Hawaii independence, different Native American groups and Cascadia Autonomous Region movement

Super mega blockade

Cenk wouldn't endorse the USCR but he would praise their infrastructure and healthcare, this would get him denounced by other more moderate socdem youtubers

Jimmy Dore would warm up to him for like a week until they beef again

the uncle question strikes again

Black Americans would rally in support of Caribbean Union, Netherlands would protest against it, France and England support the blockade, communist world and non-aligned movement protests it too. Blockade ends but naval games by the USA cause heightened tensions in Caribbean ocean and the atlantic ever since

There would be a split at Jacobin caused by the USCR. Figures like Vijay Prashad would gain prominence and USCR social media platforms would promote old Michael Parenti clips online, regularly going viral

Ben Burgis would make a 2 hour long video on why LOGICALLY the USCR would never achieve communism

I assume like Bandit said that the leadership would be progressive on social questions but not all of the population. American breadtubers would accuse this country of being transphobic bc of the Cockshott connection and also anti-semitic (they support PFLP in Palestine and PFLP gets more powerful, maybe rules in West Jordanland or Gaza). Also they would say they go against indigenous people after all land in Guyana and Suriname was nationalized, thus not giving the indigenous people sovereignity over their lands

Jimmy Dore would support the USCR until the coronavirus pandemic happens and USCR is the first country to lock down after China. The reaction would melt his brain and cause his rightward drift

Caleb Maupin would NOT support the USCR and insist that internationalism is not the way forward, prefering nationalist communism. He would align more with Dengoid China and a patriotic socialist movement in the USA.

With Hasan leaving for USCR Telesur, Vaush would become the most prominent online leftist for zoomers for a while

Western social media would ban them, leading to users flocking to Global South social media. These get banned by Trump, the ban goes in front of the Supreme Court, but in a surprise decision, they approve the ban of these websites. Only hardcore communists circumvent the ban to access the Global South social media websites, there are struggle sessions among Americans which platforms they should use for their agitprop purposes: Do they stay with the American population? Or do they go to the other websites for the sake of preserving their own mental wellbeing? Some American leftists complain about getting banned from Global South social media for promoting anarchism.