Because the USCR is led by Afro-Caribbeans pre-dominantly, Eurocentrism and anti-communism become more and more the same thing. Vaush talks about the virtue of European culture and the democratic culture of the Global North, using dogwhistles against black americans whilst doing so

amerikkka and europe would f*** it up big time

the french departments would have massive emigration to France i guess and lose a big part of their population

theres a lot of barriers and differences between the islands that would make it hard to have a united country, it would be too easy for outside entities to turn it into chaos

imagine a fbi agent going to the richest islands and whisper "so yall really gonna pay for haiti to get a proper infrastructure " nah that's not gonna last long

But what if we're bloomers and it does work

They use Esperanto as a common neutral language between the islands

The system is federalist at first and gets more and more centralized with the decades, as the cultures also align more and more

The USA tries to forment discord by promoting french language patriotism in Guadeloupe

Imo USCR would cause a reactionary fascist impulse in their former colonies

The Brits French and Dutch would go full fascist imo

if they can manage to have a booming tourist industry and redistribute the wealth then it would be lit

Tourism aint enough, they need semiconductors and automation and shyt Trinidad oil wealth gets used to kickstart computer socialism in the 80s, it becomes a high-tech country, some 4chan users disparingly call it "AI communism" and try to portrait it as a cyber-dystopia, Nick Land praises the country for having no human soul

idk about allat but if you free africa from french economical influence and see our economy fall off people gonna start asking questions

America would quickly institute a trabel ban bc too many of the tourists going for a laid back beach vacation return as principled MLMs (Marxist Leninist Mauricist)

Nick Land praises the country for having no human soul

the non batty MLM... the most dangerous one

France would have a devasting guerilla war in West Africa that lasts 20 years and comes out with communists winning and France more impoverished

Also France uses a nuke once but it doesn't help them win the war

Le racisme

Rihanna and Nicki Minaj would be the biggest female musicians from this country, there would be Barbz in the USA who start to ironically simp for communism bc of it

Rihanna and ASAP Rocky having a child would cause a huge controversy in both countries, they would accuse the respective celebrity of being compromised by the intelligence service of the other country

RIP to Maurice Bishop man

Maurice Bishop dies an old man after being head of the Caribbean Union for 44 years

Stokely Carmichael and Assata Shakur become important political figures there, as well as Walter Rodney

i hate ben so much lmfao

ContraPoints makes a video about how the USCR promotes an envy-based economy

Joe Rogan says the automation of USCR workforce robs the element of human creativity, also criticizes them for cracking down on DMT supplies. He says free services make the people lazy too and that the GDP statistics are faked

Dudes a nerd

ContraPoints makes a video about how the USCR promotes an envy-based economy

Zizek is a professor at one of the USCR universities and writes columns in the daily papers

He gets into trouble all the time for promoting liberalism but is left to stay at his job