so in 30 years

No way, he looks like he about to have a brain aneurysm

he'll be kept "alive" with cgi for at least a decade

it might be happening right now

Uh oh

Why 30 years? Why not forever then?

humans not generally known for immortality

Noah? Jesus? Hidden Imam? Seven sleeper companions of the cave?

three historical myths and a fairytale; good material for a bedtime story, less so for the purpose of physiological study

another franquito banger

Probably they set up a DMZ and have an armistice in a few years

Prolly sooner he's 70 with a stressful life

retaliatory missile strikes from russia all across ukraine earlier today apparently

Putin said it was retaliation

Also troops gathering in Belarus across the Ukranian border?

straight bombed my fam city over some bridge

sorry to hear that. the seeming focus on specifically targeting civilian areas as retaliation is really messed up. do you know if there's any truth in what people were saying that they meant to target energy infrastructure but their missile targeting system is just terrible?

They did target energy infrastructure from what I saw, they just hit a bunch of other s*** in addition

HQ of DTEK and facilities got hit and they had to cut electricity in the Kyiv region for a few hours

Energy targets were hit in other cities too according to Zelensky

makes sense, thanks for clarification

well the official position is that they are indeed targeting the infrastructure (as if that should make it any better lol) which I guess is mostly located on the outskirts. in reality though theyre just shelling at random; my people didn't know where the next one might hit

growing up in a city where they'd give you straight nightmare fuel talking about 'if this one factory gets hit by one rocket or gets blown up bc of terrorists the entire REGION will be straight up wiped off the face of the earth' this feels especially bad. can imagine there are cities just like that in ukraine too

Military Industrial complex eating good as usual

I'm sorry fam f*** this bullshit

Jesus isn't recorded in history?

r/atheism frequenter

If true this getting really scary now