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  • Aug 30
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    ImLikeThat

    What set pieces are in Romulus that aren’t just embarrassingly boring renditions of superior set pieces we’ve already seen in the original 2 Alien films? The whole film feels like an AI recreation of those 2 movies combined. The Alien itself is barely even in the movie and feels like an afterthought. We spend most of the film with the face huggers and that thing in the third act which just looks cringe and the very opposite of intimidating.

    Also saying he’s critiquing nostalgia is hilarious since the entire movie is reliant on it. Right down to the deepfake acting going on of old characters. He’s critiquing nostalgia? Maybe he should do something actually new then.

    The entire film feels like an empty thrill ride with very little actual thrills because every “scary” scene just feels like its intended to remind us of something from the original films and the stakes are gone almost immediately after the scare is over. When we see the Alien kill someone in the original or see the facehugger attack someone, there is real stakes to it. The effect of those scare extends throughout the story and has real impact on the story and its characters. What effect does these characters running away from an army of face huggers like it’s an amusement park ride have on the rest of the story? Every character is pretty much disposable because they’re all idiotic besides the main character and her AI friend. We essentially want them all to die. Nothing in their actions makes one think the xenomorph is a genius cold killer. It just feels like you’re watching Jason slaughter dumbasses. Like I’m very aware throughout I’m watching someone make his nerdfest ChatGPT assisted sandbox based on his love of vastly superior films.

    "He's just doing stuff that has been done before"

    It's the seventh installment of someone else's franchise and he is making comment on how soft reboots do that and the conflicting emotions of doing so which range from nostalgia and genuine sentiment to craven profit seeking. As I said already but thanks for getting out behind the points I made.

    And no, his set pieces are not rehashed. He's working with someone else's toolset the same way he did Evil Dead and Texas Chain Saw. He is using them in interesting ways. Don't Breathe 1 and 2 also have great set pieces if you want something of his own design.

    The alien monster baby birthed by a teenage pregnancy coded as a stun baton rape getting smashed into an asteroid belt hadn't been done in the franchise to my knowledge. Nor had an auto gun zero gravity suspended acid splash. Like writing that out does that sound phoned in to you? He sets up the asteroid belt pulley harness thing in half a line at a start of the film as they establish the zero g. The dominoes are all there from the beginning.

    "It's AI. It's ChatGPT."

    You went to see the seventh installment of the Alien series. We are all AI ChatGPT for watching IP. Fede is working within that context. Within what studios and audiences want. Movies are expensive and he is a franchise gun for hire who has done it three times now.

    He was building as much practically as he could. Even the android people hated was a whole animatronic puppet first they they then mapped that stuff over. They had multiple different face hugger systems. Guillermo del Toro would c***his pants they did so much physical work on that film. And the special effects of the asteroid belt were a whole particle sim. That's not just a rendered graphic. That thing has physics and collision.

    And again, his films tend to be divisive and engage with the points people raise against them already. He understands what he is doing. You don't have to agree with it, but this was a popular well received film as well. And unfortunately we won't get to see what he would do with more leeway because he had a real vision of his own. How he is he hack slop franchise AI when he has to leave the franchise over creative differences?

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    In all honesty to me there’s nothing more to explore with this series anymore and when you overexpose something like the horror in something like this to the point where there are cannon in universe biology breakdowns of how it works it gets tired loses what made it scary to begin with

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    FX show is underrated

  • Alien Earths biggest crime is taking gambles that the audience wasn’t willing to embrace. Not unlike how audiences received Alien 4, Prometheus and Covenant. Yet audiences seem to find the good in those no problem. Maybe it’s the years removed that’s given them grace because I don’t see how Alien Earth is any worse. Everything it took a risk on is right in line with the absurdity often found in the Alien-verse. I would much rather see the approach with the synthetics/androids continued from Earth than whatever pretentious god complex Ridley needs to be fulfilled in this “trilogy”. Timothy Oliphant mogs Fassbender btw.

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    ilgnd

    FX show is underrated

  • Benny Boy

    "He's just doing stuff that has been done before"

    It's the seventh installment of someone else's franchise and he is making comment on how soft reboots do that and the conflicting emotions of doing so which range from nostalgia and genuine sentiment to craven profit seeking. As I said already but thanks for getting out behind the points I made.

    And no, his set pieces are not rehashed. He's working with someone else's toolset the same way he did Evil Dead and Texas Chain Saw. He is using them in interesting ways. Don't Breathe 1 and 2 also have great set pieces if you want something of his own design.

    The alien monster baby birthed by a teenage pregnancy coded as a stun baton rape getting smashed into an asteroid belt hadn't been done in the franchise to my knowledge. Nor had an auto gun zero gravity suspended acid splash. Like writing that out does that sound phoned in to you? He sets up the asteroid belt pulley harness thing in half a line at a start of the film as they establish the zero g. The dominoes are all there from the beginning.

    "It's AI. It's ChatGPT."

    You went to see the seventh installment of the Alien series. We are all AI ChatGPT for watching IP. Fede is working within that context. Within what studios and audiences want. Movies are expensive and he is a franchise gun for hire who has done it three times now.

    He was building as much practically as he could. Even the android people hated was a whole animatronic puppet first they they then mapped that stuff over. They had multiple different face hugger systems. Guillermo del Toro would c***his pants they did so much physical work on that film. And the special effects of the asteroid belt were a whole particle sim. That's not just a rendered graphic. That thing has physics and collision.

    And again, his films tend to be divisive and engage with the points people raise against them already. He understands what he is doing. You don't have to agree with it, but this was a popular well received film as well. And unfortunately we won't get to see what he would do with more leeway because he had a real vision of his own. How he is he hack slop franchise AI when he has to leave the franchise over creative differences?

    It’s the seventh installment yet both Prometheus and Alien Covenant found ways to do very new things and tell a new story. If anything, people were most mad about Covenants third act for playing it safe. I feel like we’ve just gone from wanting originality to wanting the same s*** over and over and getting mad when anyone does something bold.

    The whole teenage pregnancy angle isn’t even new because the original Alien already had the themes of forced pregnancy and rape and trauma. Romulus just makes it far more heavy handed which is dogshit writing

    Also I just don’t think the set piece or practical work is particularly impressive. Like most of Alien has always relied on it and nothing in Romulus even comes close to anything as incredible as the set piece work of the original Alien or that gothic horror inspired lair in the 2nd act of Covenant. Just because they worked hard doesn’t mean they made anything unique.

  • I don’t hate Alien Earth but it does feel like Alien got turned into a generic tv algorithm show. There isn’t anything cinematic about it and the actual alien action is extremely generic. The horror is weak too.

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    LORD ALFREDO

    Last episode goofy but a lot of it worked imo!

  • Aug 30
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    ilgnd

    Last episode goofy but a lot of it worked imo!

    To each his own.

    Whole show is hot garbage to me.

    Big disappointment as an Alien fan…

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    LORD ALFREDO

    To each his own.

    Whole show is hot garbage to me.

    Big disappointment as an Alien fan…

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how two adults can disagree peacefully on the internet

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    we just want a proper end to the Prometheus trilogy

    this franchise takes 35 years to finally do something and add some depth to the Alien world and then decides to go away from it

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    Pinhead

    we just want a proper end to the Prometheus trilogy

    this franchise takes 35 years to finally do something and add some depth to the Alien world and then decides to go away from it

    Nothing particularly deep about giving the Xenos an origin. It’s typical god/ozymadnius slop. What Alien Earth did exploring the synthetics and android is miles more creative original and deep than whatever they’ve been forcing in that “trilogy”. It’s just directionless exposition between the action. Just cuz Ridley wants there to be a deep meaning behind it doesn’t mean it truly is. If a character slowly pontificates about life and its origins in a British accent that makes it have depth? S*** is mid

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    IcyNeck

    Nothing particularly deep about giving the Xenos an origin. It’s typical god/ozymadnius slop. What Alien Earth did exploring the synthetics and android is miles more creative original and deep than whatever they’ve been forcing in that “trilogy”. It’s just directionless exposition between the action. Just cuz Ridley wants there to be a deep meaning behind it doesn’t mean it truly is. If a character slowly pontificates about life and its origins in a British accent that makes it have depth? S*** is mid

    Slowly pontificating about life is a million times more intriguing than another heavy handed anti corp slop narrative. It’s also actually fresh and evolving a lesser talked about theme implied in the original films

    Also like all of this writing in Alien Earth was already done far better in the first 2 aliens. It just comes off as amateur fan service to over explain concepts for dumbasses who didn’t pick up on any of the subtext of the original films.

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    ImLikeThat

    Slowly pontificating about life is a million times more intriguing than another heavy handed anti corp slop narrative. It’s also actually fresh and evolving a lesser talked about theme implied in the original films

    Also like all of this writing in Alien Earth was already done far better in the first 2 aliens. It just comes off as amateur fan service to over explain concepts for dumbasses who didn’t pick up on any of the subtext of the original films.

    Fam you’re vouching for the “trilogy” that is quite essentially fan service to over explain the space jockey concept. Ridley Scott took a HR Giger background piece that he ignored for decades and made Fassbender wax poetically about it as if that was the plan the whole time. S*** is revisionist buns

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    When ppl go hard for the popular opinion you gotta remind yourself they watched multiple video essays to reinforce their unoriginal bot like stance

  • IcyNeck

    When ppl go hard for the popular opinion you gotta remind yourself they watched multiple video essays to reinforce their unoriginal bot like stance

    As opposed to regurgitating RT consensus?

  • IcyNeck

    Fam you’re vouching for the “trilogy” that is quite essentially fan service to over explain the space jockey concept. Ridley Scott took a HR Giger background piece that he ignored for decades and made Fassbender wax poetically about it as if that was the plan the whole time. S*** is revisionist buns

    The plan was to do more films. Ridley had to rush it since Prometheus didn’t do super well. I am aware there are flaws to Covenant. I also know it’s miles ahead of the AI slopfest generic s*** shows that are Alien Earth and Romulus, which literally feel like untalented nerds doing fanservice

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    Yea bruv got Reddit brain nvm

  • IcyNeck

    Yea bruv got Reddit brain nvm

    Reddit is your whole persona

  • ilgnd

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how two adults can disagree peacefully on the internet