I'm scheduled for tomorrow.

She’s gonna do something called Contoura lowkey don’t even know the difference

Hopefully we’ll go into more detail during the pre-op appointment

I ain't never hear of that s***, but you'll be able to ask more questions during the appointment for sure and get an in-depth explanation. May your wife and I both get that wet wet!

dont slack off on using the eye drops they give u

My uncle got it and he’s doing fine he’s like 3 to 4 years into it thanks to God his eyes aren’t dry or it being an inconvenience but yea not everybody gets to be in the percentage that comes out like my uncle

Absolutely not planning to. I will be using these as liberally as they allow me to

They'll probably give you a combo of stuff to use initially, some regular ass eyedrops you can use as much as you like and possibly some medicated stuff with a set schedule for a bit.

Hope all goes well for you, man - should be fine, though. Also, don't be surprised if your vision afterwards isn't spectacular for a few days - you hear these goofy miracle stories about people driving home afterwards and s***, but that's bull from what I can tell. You'll probably be wearing big sunnies or some s*** for a few days, and it'll take a while for your eyes to adjust. Important thing is not to panic or worry and just let the healing process happen.

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Got the whole week off and plan to take it easy, avoid screens much as I can

My dad is the only person I know who got it done he seems fine
I think

the thing is 99% of people are absolutely fine with it

but im too scared that ill end up in that 1% so i just get by with contacts and glasses

me, but i plan on getting the procedure next year. i wanna wake up with everything in 8K

Want this to do this one day, but scared to do this

Damn this scares me. But 2012 more than a decade ago, they've probably improved the efficiency of the procedure a whole lot since then?

Not really

It’s a really bad idea brother, don’t do it

Danny noooooooooooo

f*** that id rather just get some glasses

Found the optometrist smh he’s losing lens customers

There's new innovations since then like SMILE and some other s*** which are less invasive or more effective, but I don't know anyone that's actually got those so I can't speak directly on it.

Guess we'll know more when we hear from Danny in a week or so

Danny's vision rn (click for what it'll be like next week!):

can I pay them to f*** my eyes up on purpose so I never have to watch the bears play again

Free benzo

I think they gave me the same thing, whatever it was had me floating on a cloud in like 5 mins

Danny please dont!