ibs S***s when its so painful i have to take my shirt & socks off and pray to god i dont die on the toilet

What the grease from McDonald’s sausage biscuit does to me

When I accidently ate undercooked chicken

Damn I respect how serious you're taking it, sounds like a lot of work but I need to do something like this

damn just yesterday listened to a story about a girl having to stop a whole running career because of the effects of salmonellosis (it started to be osteomyelitis and she cant walk like usual now) so damn better be careful with that

I have acid reflux and GERD too, but kefir kills me now. I used to love it a lot :( im jealous, only specific pills work for me

My dad uses an ungodly amount of pepper and other s*** in his food. So it's fr hard to pinpoint

Did you just get tired of it?

Was working at a warehouse and wanted some Chinese food during my lunch break

There wasn't one around so I went to a Taiwanese place instead. Figured they both got -ese in it and are asian, s*** should still taste good.

Food was mid, and I had to s*** while at work, but the bathrooms was nasty af so I waited till i got home.

Had implosive diahrea

Oh yeah, it’s so worth the effort

I stopped looking fatter because of my bloat and I can enjoy food so much more now

no, just after getting sick with all of that stuff like three years ago I cant take any diary products anymore. I heard that kefir is okay with lactose, but it still didnt work well with my stomach and my doctor said I better wait for a few years before going back to it again
same with big amount of tomatoes. also I used to love tomato juice (yeah) kills me now as well, always end up throwing up after. probably because tomatoes are full of acid

those biscuits are 99% OIL and 1% processed trash

i had the bubble guts once at work you know the ones that painfully come and go, 10 minutes before closing and im getting chills down my spine, im sweating and trembling trying to hold it in. well the f***ing bathrooms were closed, so i went to the bathroom in the back for truck drivers and holy s*** it smelled like straight swamp ass mixed with cheese with a hint of air freshener, you could smell it before you even got near the door, i had to hover over the toilet and pray i didnt spray s*** all over my shoes. bathroom had no running water either so i just sprayed the f*** out of my hands with lysol and left. i stopped eating wings the day before i work now

Poor douching led to bad bloating and a whoopsie

Had food poisoning one night after eating that black whopper. Woke with cold sweats, could barely move. I basically army crawled to the bathroom and stripped down naked. I was out of it. Felt like death. I filled the entire toilet bowl with chunky liquid s***. It almost reached my nuts, I had to muster up the energy to flush before my nuts submerged in feces. I was getting up to vomit and then sitting down to s*** back and forth for like 45 mins…

I didn’t know it was possible to s*** that much. Felt alright in the morning though

Food poisoning. Got it either after White Castle, or Buffalo Wild Wings. Came home and immediately emptied my stomach. Any time I even tried to drink water it would come back up lol I was dehydrated for hours until I got back home which was like an 8 hour drive

I used to smoke Black and Milds and the Sweet flavor would give me the f***ing s***s

I remember being like 8 years old and just waking up in the middle of the night throwing up..
I was getting sick before I could open my eyes.
Was vomiting for so long I was struggle to breath

Got drunk and drank 6 cups of coffee at night

withdrawals...

Got food poisonings last monday from Chinese food. FML f*** that and acid reflux.

One time I ate a sandwich then I farted and s***ted and puked and peed

Threw up and slept in it