was pooping blood as a teenager

ew wtf

yeah it was pretty gross

OP is Meek Mill

What's in the shake? I have the same s*** inherited from my family and it's awful

i have GERD
sometimes i sleep in a chair because the acid f*** up my lungs/esophagus

I destroyed the lining in my stomach so i wake up with extreme stomach pain every other morning

nah actually f*** that i ate this chipotle bowl one time and i thought i was gonna die

that was by far the worst lmao. they brought me to the hospital and the doctors thought i was going through withdrawals the way i was shivering in pain

Ngl Rn

One of the partners of my firm invited me and others to a nice lunch during my internship.

it was an upscale place called lemani, and I had the seafood lobster.

The next morning I was taking my morning commute bus to work and I felt my stomach as if it had a creature trying to punch it’s way out.

I get to the office and try to s*** or gas thinking it was maybe gas but no luck.

This was the last day of my internship so I had to give my team the most awkward of early goodbyes because of my stomach problems.

Anyway I make it to grand central and the stupid f***ing train to my parents is taking forever. I walk around the station for 30ish minute clenching my stomach until it comes.

Once I’m in the train and it picks up speed and bumps BOOM throw up right in the aisle. Conductor urgently rips off a poster from the wall and covers it while now the whole metro north car is smelly.

They have the bathrooms in the metro north trains so I hop in there because I’ve started rapidly fire vomit in repetition. Guess what my a****** suddenly has something to say so I have s*** and throw up in transitions and holy f*** does this tiny bathroom smell.

Mind you this all is happening so fast so I didn’t bother to figure the stupid weird f***ing sliding lock on this trains bathroom. So someone pops in with wet s***ty ass in sight while I’m bent over throwing up and I’m unison we go —-

Anyway I make to my parents, wait out the rest and clean up. I was better 2 hours later

I think I f***ed up the toilet

Gastro

driving to lake tahoe and we got to the stretch where there's no side roads except cliffs that drop 100s of feet on your side so you can't stop

i really had to poop to the point where i could feel like my a****** was going to explode

finally after like 20 minutes of not being to stop ANYWHERE we find an abandoned parking lot

ended up s***ting in the woods in the snow and having to throw away my underwear since i used it to wipe

sorry to the jannie who had to clean that up and probably found my scene a few months later

I don't know what it was I had eaten, but I was s***ting watery diaherrea for almost a 24 hour period

And you know how they say "wipe until it's white" the first wipe would always be white

Had some pretty bad constipation and my moms and grandma told me to drink some prune juice. I bought some and drunk like 2/3rds of the gallon in one sitting without even thinking about the serving size.

I was curling and sweating for like 2-3 hours before I made like a bomb and exploded. The battle was short and fierce, but god DAMN the sense of relief was unparalleled.

that one time i listened to Certified Lover Boy

Meek mill no longer needs the best stomach doctors

Went to the south of France to see the Cannes Film Festival and the salmon I ate at the airport gave me food poisening. Was throwing up for three days when I got there.

who tf in your avy?

Frozen fruits, a Greek yogurt called keffir, macqui berry powder, flax seed powder, and acacia fiber powder

Make it every day

I also have a Visbiome probiotic thing that’s very important in the process, along with magnesium supplements, taurine supplements, and mastic gum

Stomach virus
Lost about 11 pounds

Just remember s***ting on the toilet while vomiting in a bucket then fainting, woke up a few mins later to my dad knocking on the door to give me some Gatorade for some electrolytes.

That whole week scarred me. Could not eat anything at all. Whatever went in came out instantly.

i throw up like every morning

literally the past 6 days. can't even get into a gi doc for another 1.5 weeks. went to urgent care then the er and they couldn't find anything wrong with me so I can't even get medical leave from work. have really bad back pain at the same time, not sure if thats even related or not. wasn't eating or sleeping for the first 4 days. even when I did get some sleep friday night it was in 30-45 minute chunks waking up drenched in sweat each time.