facts

Is there a way to save snapchats without letting the other party know?

pissed off.

i think i evolved while i was sleeping.

"prom queen, my girlfriend, the b**** looks amazin'."

Every second counts, I don't wanna talk to you anymore...

waiting for mcdonalds to open so i can get these pancakes.

i think that a lotta these ppl would not be talking reckless in face to face. on here it's a different story tho.

Perception is everything right or wrong. Doesn’t matter the facts anymore, if a situation is perceived a certain way people dont wait for an explanation, people don’t wait for the facts. Being rational, unbiased, and open minded are all dead concepts to the GP

only on android

Watch out for ppl patting your back cuz some of them are looking for somewhere soft to stab you.

choose goose

somedays i feel like a combo meal without the sides

Damn, imma get stabbed in the booty cheek

evolution!

If I tell you how I feel
Can I f***?

I just dropped a timb on a cricket and that b**** still alive, save my soul

i think that i'm totally underestimating myself rn. i feel so incapable.

I been feeling mad existential lately, wasting away in front of these computer screens

I’m sure my place within corporate dronery isn’t helping

But I need this corporate dronery to reimburse the government for my education that I couldn’t have gotten my corporate drone job without

What an ironic predicament

my barber just absolutely scalped me 😔 least i suit a hat

Time for a new barber

i’ve been going to him for a while just for beard trims and he’s been solid, probably a reason why i avoided the cut