Sep 26·2 repliesMe talking about this lame ass pool I want to drop
- Sep 26
If you guys follow me like that, you know there’s this weed dispensary girl that I adore. We talk a bit when I come in. Today we talked for maybe 10-15 mins. She was so smiley. As I was leaving she was like “I’m gonna go make some birthday calls” and I said my bday is in May. So she was like “ok I’ll call you in May”. Idk man. I want her so bad. I keep getting cold feet. It feels like there’s so much tension between us.
Sep 26nazi signs all over my city but you will never see that in the local news bc they're all racist
Sep 26been getting connected with more talented music peeps :>
It’s really sweet when I share my work // stuff I work on with my singers and people reach out to work together and compliment my sound
I think ima make it
- Sep 26
My cat keeps stealing my computer chair so i pull it aside and use a steel chair
Sep 26Bump we need 100k post
Sep 26Poolboy QMe in prison: “yeah I just use my hand, idk why that guys f***ing dudes”
You'd be a great writer on a comedy series
- Sep 26Poolboy Q
Didn’t know I had to break down jokes
He's a re t ard
Sep 26Poolboy QHigh thought I had about why do dudes in prison need to f*** other dudes when they can just jack off. Thought it was funny cuz it’s like “yo why is that guy f***ing dudes, he never heard of cranking hog?”
Some people are h**** asf
- Sep 26Poolboy Q
So this girl on tinder wanted head. She was kinda thick in her pics and I didn’t really think much of it. I should’ve saw the signs because she called last night and we talked for like maybe 20 minutes. She wants me to slide to her place across town. I do. She answers the door and man, I instantly knew I wanted to go home. This girl was kinda built like shrek man. I felt so bad trying to get out of there asap. Her shoulders were huge. I’m 5’10-5’11, this girl had her s*** at 5’8……TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE TALLER THAN ME. We sit on the couch. I’m just stepping all over cat litter getting to the couch. She’s like I’m sorry there’s cat litter everywhere. 🚬 we sit on the couch and she puts on New Girl. She starts making jokes psyching me out about how there’s a pool out back. At this point I’m like man I don’t wanna be here at all. I’m sweating profusely because this girl wants me to eat her out and she was literally fridge built. Gut kinda poking out from under her top. I told her I don’t like new girl and so she was like well what do we watch? Feeling like she wants me to make a move. I felt so bad doing this but I said “hey I don’t think I wanna do this”. She was like we don’t have to hookup and in my mind I’m like thank god. But she was like we can still hang out tho. But frawg I just wanted to go back home lol. I left. Felt like a complete piece of s***. Just drove around aimlessly for a while collecting my thoughts
damn been there - Sep 26·2 repliesPoolboy Q
So this girl on tinder wanted head. She was kinda thick in her pics and I didn’t really think much of it. I should’ve saw the signs because she called last night and we talked for like maybe 20 minutes. She wants me to slide to her place across town. I do. She answers the door and man, I instantly knew I wanted to go home. This girl was kinda built like shrek man. I felt so bad trying to get out of there asap. Her shoulders were huge. I’m 5’10-5’11, this girl had her s*** at 5’8……TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE TALLER THAN ME. We sit on the couch. I’m just stepping all over cat litter getting to the couch. She’s like I’m sorry there’s cat litter everywhere. 🚬 we sit on the couch and she puts on New Girl. She starts making jokes psyching me out about how there’s a pool out back. At this point I’m like man I don’t wanna be here at all. I’m sweating profusely because this girl wants me to eat her out and she was literally fridge built. Gut kinda poking out from under her top. I told her I don’t like new girl and so she was like well what do we watch? Feeling like she wants me to make a move. I felt so bad doing this but I said “hey I don’t think I wanna do this”. She was like we don’t have to hookup and in my mind I’m like thank god. But she was like we can still hang out tho. But frawg I just wanted to go back home lol. I left. Felt like a complete piece of s***. Just drove around aimlessly for a while collecting my thoughts
Dawg i was literally in this same situation with a girl 6 months ago who ended up being so fat her farts sounded like an explosion. I ended up walking out when she went to the bathroom
- Sep 26Poolboy Q
Me talking about this lame ass pool I want to drop
https://voca.ro/1jr0mkkWtmBN
NEW POOLBOY Q POD LEMME GET SOME FOOD
- Sep 26
This is why its good to be patient
Cant be devaluing your brand with mid hoes
- Sep 26Poolboy Q
So this girl on tinder wanted head. She was kinda thick in her pics and I didn’t really think much of it. I should’ve saw the signs because she called last night and we talked for like maybe 20 minutes. She wants me to slide to her place across town. I do. She answers the door and man, I instantly knew I wanted to go home. This girl was kinda built like shrek man. I felt so bad trying to get out of there asap. Her shoulders were huge. I’m 5’10-5’11, this girl had her s*** at 5’8……TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE TALLER THAN ME. We sit on the couch. I’m just stepping all over cat litter getting to the couch. She’s like I’m sorry there’s cat litter everywhere. 🚬 we sit on the couch and she puts on New Girl. She starts making jokes psyching me out about how there’s a pool out back. At this point I’m like man I don’t wanna be here at all. I’m sweating profusely because this girl wants me to eat her out and she was literally fridge built. Gut kinda poking out from under her top. I told her I don’t like new girl and so she was like well what do we watch? Feeling like she wants me to make a move. I felt so bad doing this but I said “hey I don’t think I wanna do this”. She was like we don’t have to hookup and in my mind I’m like thank god. But she was like we can still hang out tho. But frawg I just wanted to go back home lol. I left. Felt like a complete piece of s***. Just drove around aimlessly for a while collecting my thoughts
bro 
- Sep 26·1 replyTeejayx6
Dawg i was literally in this same situation with a girl 6 months ago who ended up being so fat her farts sounded like an explosion. I ended up walking out when she went to the bathroom
- Sep 26·1 reply
The audacity to let the s*** rip
- Sep 26·1 reply
Whats on your mind taking Ls again
- Sep 26eversince
The audacity to let the s*** rip
S*** hella disrespectful lol
- Sep 26Teejayx6
Dawg i was literally in this same situation with a girl 6 months ago who ended up being so fat her farts sounded like an explosion. I ended up walking out when she went to the bathroom
Explosive farts is insane
- Sep 26·1 replyLowtierwhitegirl
Whats on your mind taking Ls again
What happen
- Sep 26lioned
What happen
Poolboy q and the ensuing convo of f***in ugly hoes
- Sep 27·1 reply
told my uncle and his stupid racist wife to die bc she said some racist s*** to my mom and now i'm the bad guy
Sep 27Female singers only might be it for me on that R&B s***.
Can't listen to a man sing that simp s*** in my ears...especially in the golden age of hoeism that I'm in.
- Sep 27eversince
She was sounding even worse in the bathroom
- Sep 27emo genghis khan
told my uncle and his stupid racist wife to die bc she said some racist s*** to my mom and now i'm the bad guy
