Sep 26If you can't shut the f*** up for more than one hour, why go to the theater?
Sep 26I need one of them AI mfs to clean my kitchen
- Sep 26
someone itt let me hold 20 bands rq. i promise i'll pay u back
Sep 26·1 reply
lioned
High thought I had about why do dudes in prison need to f*** other dudes when they can just jack off. Thought it was funny cuz it’s like “yo why is that guy f***ing dudes, he never heard of cranking hog?”
- Sep 26·2 replies
Didn’t know I had to break down jokes
- Sep 26·5 replies
So this girl on tinder wanted head. She was kinda thick in her pics and I didn’t really think much of it. I should’ve saw the signs because she called last night and we talked for like maybe 20 minutes. She wants me to slide to her place across town. I do. She answers the door and man, I instantly knew I wanted to go home. This girl was kinda built like shrek man. I felt so bad trying to get out of there asap. Her shoulders were huge. I’m 5’10-5’11, this girl had her s*** at 5’8……TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE TALLER THAN ME. We sit on the couch. I’m just stepping all over cat litter getting to the couch. She’s like I’m sorry there’s cat litter everywhere. 🚬 we sit on the couch and she puts on New Girl. She starts making jokes psyching me out about how there’s a pool out back. At this point I’m like man I don’t wanna be here at all. I’m sweating profusely because this girl wants me to eat her out and she was literally fridge built. Gut kinda poking out from under her top. I told her I don’t like new girl and so she was like well what do we watch? Feeling like she wants me to make a move. I felt so bad doing this but I said “hey I don’t think I wanna do this”. She was like we don’t have to hookup and in my mind I’m like thank god. But she was like we can still hang out tho. But frawg I just wanted to go back home lol. I left. Felt like a complete piece of s***. Just drove around aimlessly for a while collecting my thoughts
Sep 26·1 replyPoolboy QSo this girl on tinder wanted head. She was kinda thick in her pics and I didn’t really think much of it. I should’ve saw the signs because she called last night and we talked for like maybe 20 minutes. She wants me to slide to her place across town. I do. She answers the door and man, I instantly knew I wanted to go home. This girl was kinda built like shrek man. I felt so bad trying to get out of there asap. Her shoulders were huge. I’m 5’10-5’11, this girl had her s*** at 5’8……TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE TALLER THAN ME. We sit on the couch. I’m just stepping all over cat litter getting to the couch. She’s like I’m sorry there’s cat litter everywhere. 🚬 we sit on the couch and she puts on New Girl. She starts making jokes psyching me out about how there’s a pool out back. At this point I’m like man I don’t wanna be here at all. I’m sweating profusely because this girl wants me to eat her out and she was literally fridge built. Gut kinda poking out from under her top. I told her I don’t like new girl and so she was like well what do we watch? Feeling like she wants me to make a move. I felt so bad doing this but I said “hey I don’t think I wanna do this”. She was like we don’t have to hookup and in my mind I’m like thank god. But she was like we can still hang out tho. But frawg I just wanted to go back home lol. I left. Felt like a complete piece of s***. Just drove around aimlessly for a while collecting my thoughts
That’s life.
- Sep 26Jim Halpert
That’s life.
C’est la vie 🚬
Sep 26feeling the urge to boot up some Devil May Cry
Sep 26·2 repliesMy son dreams so big
Lil nigga said “saving the word might be a bit much for me, I’ll just save America first”
- Sep 26
Now I’m talking to this girl from Ireland
Sep 26Dr Lee PhDMy son dreams so big
Lil nigga said “saving the word might be a bit much for me, I’ll just save America first”
Train your son to be a ninja
Sep 26Love to all the ocd sufferers out here man.
Sep 26got crossover to work on my mac
persona 3 reload here we go
- Sep 26Dr Lee PhD
My son dreams so big
Lil nigga said “saving the word might be a bit much for me, I’ll just save America first”
- Sep 26
Its this one girl i see sometimes
She always at this bar outside when i ride around listening to music
One time i saw her walking and i did the most insane 360 head turn to see her and she did the same
She bad asf red head with this artsy sort of look
Only issue is i feel like she would hate my music 😭😭
- Sep 26
Im not rly the romantic type but for her id try
Still tryna figure out my approach
- Sep 26·1 replyPoolboy Q
Didn’t know I had to break down jokes
- Sep 26
100k in moments
- Sep 26lioned
Don’t get cute with me
Sep 26Been crying all morning
- Sep 26
I love the premise of Fever Pitch: most annoying man meets most annoying woman, fall in love
- Sep 26
Getting all my work done and still having the rest of the day is so clutch
Sep 26Poolboy QSo this girl on tinder wanted head. She was kinda thick in her pics and I didn’t really think much of it. I should’ve saw the signs because she called last night and we talked for like maybe 20 minutes. She wants me to slide to her place across town. I do. She answers the door and man, I instantly knew I wanted to go home. This girl was kinda built like shrek man. I felt so bad trying to get out of there asap. Her shoulders were huge. I’m 5’10-5’11, this girl had her s*** at 5’8……TELL ME WHY YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE TALLER THAN ME. We sit on the couch. I’m just stepping all over cat litter getting to the couch. She’s like I’m sorry there’s cat litter everywhere. 🚬 we sit on the couch and she puts on New Girl. She starts making jokes psyching me out about how there’s a pool out back. At this point I’m like man I don’t wanna be here at all. I’m sweating profusely because this girl wants me to eat her out and she was literally fridge built. Gut kinda poking out from under her top. I told her I don’t like new girl and so she was like well what do we watch? Feeling like she wants me to make a move. I felt so bad doing this but I said “hey I don’t think I wanna do this”. She was like we don’t have to hookup and in my mind I’m like thank god. But she was like we can still hang out tho. But frawg I just wanted to go back home lol. I left. Felt like a complete piece of s***. Just drove around aimlessly for a while collecting my thoughts
Rite of passage tbh
Sep 26she's #woke too...