What typa freaky ass alternate reality do u live in

Well he’s a pretty good looking and swole black guy. These married women were going weak for him

Told me that if he were single it’d be over

That s*** is very popular now ppl gooned tf out

Like the whole big strong guy thing, nerds are outta style rn

s***s insane man. its like a whole other word on the internet.

The dudes i work with are music assassins

Not if you go for egirls

link

Im tryna slide one of these secretary hoes

I keep on having this recurring nightmare that I have to re-do high school

Lost another customer. Going to the store to buy instant noodles

I’m right next to the stage for this ariana grande concert

worst thread on ktt btw

At least this chick finally gave me her number on tinder so much pain inside rn. Gonna lose the family biz

And I own this thread. I MADE this thread. I spit on my hands, rub them together and made this thread out of clay and sand. I molded this thread. I stay in this thread until it starts growing mold. I get this thread wet. Like wetttttttttttttttt. This thread will be scrolling slowly on a screen at my funeral. This thread will be the only thing to survive nuclear war. This thread will be discovered by people thousands of years in the future and they’ll worship us like our words were from God themself.

How long have you had it for?