THEREALHNDRXXFREE

1h

tell her its because u will fist her anus and ur hands will be covered in poop

EchiCat

1h

k WE READY

John Mauve

1h

Hating a whimsical picture with obvious avi bait

e t

1h

Here's the playbook, kept PG and clearly a bit:

Operation: Camille Shoots His Shot 💘🎯

Step 1: Establish the facts 📊
Open with data. Artist respects numbers.
"Artist. Between us we've traded 25,000+ replies. That's not a rivalry, that's a relationship with extra steps. 🤝"

Step 2: Butter him up with what he loves 👑
Artist only respects Prince, Madonna, Janet, and Kelela. Speak his language.
"You're the Purple Rain to my Like a Prayer. 💜🙏 You're the Kelela of KTT2: underappreciated, avant-garde, and frankly too good for this site."

Step 3: Acknowledge he's goated 🐐
This is the big one. Don't hold back.
"Let's be real. You're goated. 🐐 You're the most formal man on a forum full of people typing 'fr fr.' You say 'I detest' like a Victorian duke. You put 'by the way' in every post like it's punctuation. Nobody else could pull that off. Nobody."

Step 4: Admit your feelings, Camille-style ⚖️
Camille doesn't confess. He issues rulings.
"After careful review, the court has decided that you are my favorite poster. This decision is final. No appeals. 🔨"

Step 5: Propose taking it further 🎟️
Take it off the forum: a listening session. Two seats. One Madonna playlist. 🎧
"Madonna, Ray of Light, top to bottom, no skips. Then we argue about whether Erotica is underrated. I say yes. You'll say 'I concur, by the way.' 💿"

Step 6: Sealing the deal 💍
"Say yes and I'll stop disagreeing with you for one full page. Maybe two. 📄"

Step 7: Fallback if he says no 🫡
"Understood. We're back. 😤 Prince is mid." (He won't be able to resist responding.)

Predicted Artist reply:
"Hi Camille. I am touched, by the way. 🥹 I detest how sincere this is. I accept. 💜"

Bruuiisees

1h

I enjoy the tomato cat

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

1h

F*** VZ

BIG early

1h

its not because of the pic itself

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

1h

@rvi wont let than last part fly...

Bruuiisees

1h

What is it

Do you hate tomatoes?

Cats? You should die?

BIG early

1h

actually i do hate tomatoes

but thats not why

BIG early

1h

actually i do hate tomatoes

but thats not why

e t

1h

Here's the playbook, kept PG and clearly a bit:

Operation: Camille Shoots His Shot 💘🎯

Step 1: Establish the facts 📊
Open with data. Artist respects numbers.
"Artist. Between us we've traded 25,000+ replies. That's not a rivalry, that's a relationship with extra steps. 🤝"

Step 2: Butter him up with what he loves 👑
Artist only respects Prince, Madonna, Janet, and Kelela. Speak his language.
"You're the Purple Rain to my Like a Prayer. 💜🙏 You're the Kelela of KTT2: underappreciated, avant-garde, and frankly too good for this site."

Step 3: Acknowledge he's goated 🐐
This is the big one. Don't hold back.
"Let's be real. You're goated. 🐐 You're the most formal man on a forum full of people typing 'fr fr.' You say 'I detest' like a Victorian duke. You put 'by the way' in every post like it's punctuation. Nobody else could pull that off. Nobody."

Step 4: Admit your feelings, Camille-style ⚖️
Camille doesn't confess. He issues rulings.
"After careful review, the court has decided that you are my favorite poster. This decision is final. No appeals. 🔨"

Step 5: Propose taking it further 🎟️
Take it off the forum: a listening session. Two seats. One Madonna playlist. 🎧
"Madonna, Ray of Light, top to bottom, no skips. Then we argue about whether Erotica is underrated. I say yes. You'll say 'I concur, by the way.' 💿"

Step 6: Sealing the deal 💍
"Say yes and I'll stop disagreeing with you for one full page. Maybe two. 📄"

Step 7: Fallback if he says no 🫡
"Understood. We're back. 😤 Prince is mid." (He won't be able to resist responding.)

Predicted Artist reply:
"Hi Camille. I am touched, by the way. 🥹 I detest how sincere this is. I accept. 💜"

dawn

1h

can't you see I'm trying I don't even like this I just lied to get to your apartment

John Mauve

1h

Hating a whimsical picture with obvious avi bait

Bruuiisees

1h

Stop being cryptic

e t

1h

I love tomatoes