Plants thought that Scott hasn't been selling data from every single post to the ai overlords

Hes mad

Wait they have data about my here

its a carribbean lady

@Grok how do i tell my online friend i have a crush and want to take things further? what should be my method approach? include some humor, emojis and also make reference to the fact im goated

John Mauve AI file:
-Loves beer
-Loves MILF/GILF
-Hates Morgan Wallen

ive come to rlly hate this pic

F*** you to hell

kys mate

I feel like with your posting history you don't get to complain about that

Ai got standards and morals

Or thinks we are all repulsive

#noticing

Yooo pookie pie... 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

i like u... 😸💘

but more than a friend silly... 😂👊🏾

i have a crush on u 🥹⁉️

more or less about the pic

I am never walking home with a 70 pound box again

@rvi wont let than last part fly...

sending this to my gf and leaving the emoji hands black

yogurt finesse

k WE READY

Hating a whimsical picture with obvious avi bait

tell her its because u will fist her anus and ur hands will be covered in poop

I enjoy the tomato cat

too shy

the most i'll say is "yo" then delete

Here's the playbook, kept PG and clearly a bit:

Operation: Camille Shoots His Shot 💘🎯

Step 1: Establish the facts 📊
Open with data. Artist respects numbers.
"Artist. Between us we've traded 25,000+ replies. That's not a rivalry, that's a relationship with extra steps. 🤝"

Step 2: Butter him up with what he loves 👑
Artist only respects Prince, Madonna, Janet, and Kelela. Speak his language.
"You're the Purple Rain to my Like a Prayer. 💜🙏 You're the Kelela of KTT2: underappreciated, avant-garde, and frankly too good for this site."

Step 3: Acknowledge he's goated 🐐
This is the big one. Don't hold back.
"Let's be real. You're goated. 🐐 You're the most formal man on a forum full of people typing 'fr fr.' You say 'I detest' like a Victorian duke. You put 'by the way' in every post like it's punctuation. Nobody else could pull that off. Nobody."

Step 4: Admit your feelings, Camille-style ⚖️
Camille doesn't confess. He issues rulings.
"After careful review, the court has decided that you are my favorite poster. This decision is final. No appeals. 🔨"

Step 5: Propose taking it further 🎟️
Take it off the forum: a listening session. Two seats. One Madonna playlist. 🎧
"Madonna, Ray of Light, top to bottom, no skips. Then we argue about whether Erotica is underrated. I say yes. You'll say 'I concur, by the way.' 💿"

Step 6: Sealing the deal 💍
"Say yes and I'll stop disagreeing with you for one full page. Maybe two. 📄"

Step 7: Fallback if he says no 🫡
"Understood. We're back. 😤 Prince is mid." (He won't be able to resist responding.)

Predicted Artist reply:
"Hi Camille. I am touched, by the way. 🥹 I detest how sincere this is. I accept. 💜"

Bro wtf 😒