f*** i’m jealous of this b**** this sharks i’m delivering smells good as s***

it does the lane thing still but yeah i feel you on red light cameras. we only got a few in my city, i’m sure there’s way more over there

so this dude in the sushi shop with a waitr bag asks me how many orders we get an hour

i figure i’ve converted enough people to dd i’ll just pretend to think about it and let him tell me what he’s making on waitr

so i just stare into the distance like and he says “so... like two?” and i’m like yeah sure on average(it’s probably more like 3 for me personally)

so he’s like “how much y’all make per order?” i hit him with the again, he goes “so like... $5?” waitr out here making minimum wage w gas and taxes crine

I’ve had the same dilemma bruh. It’s hard not to wanna help people out and help them better their situation. But I learned that telling other’s about your hustle can be like shooting yourself in the foot.

doordash be like oh so you got bills in a week, be a shame if we stopped giving you orders for over an hour

hope that turkey day peak pay knocks

aight this is easily the s***tiest dash i’ve ever had. $40 in a lil over 4 hours, $23 was in the first hour. i’ve gotten probably 8 orders offered and accepted 5

this town dry af without all the students, but it’s still got all those f***s dashing

when your dash pauses itself and you don’t realize for 20 minutes >>

do NOT take that or I’m slapping you boy !!

Home for a couple days. Might make a cool $300 to spend at the bars

s*** was me yesterday

already made $16.50 in the first half hour today s*** comes in waves

think my acceptance rate like 30%, only bc dd musta figured out if it ain’t at least 6 it’s an automatic decline for me

it’s about that time

never seen a walmart order over $6

honestly unless it said like $20 i still probably wouldn’t accept one, picking up someone’s entire grocery list sounds like such a b****

f*** lil caesars bro

came in with a speciality order(the s*** they don’t usually have like 10 ready in the back at all times), and they’re like s*** bruh we forgot to make the order

smd man i used my last order of peak pay accepting this bullshit

yo i just realized NO one in this b**** wearing masks customers, people behind the counter, making the pizza, all that s***

i think it’ll probably be s*** tomorrow but hope i’m wrong for your sake