imma do that when my music starts poppin off do that s*** on ig live

shut up you racially ambiguous ass nigga

thats because you aint got no insurance

use a d*** pic for a “leave at the door” photo they open the app and bam, sus checkmate

lowkey if i never payed insurance i could probably afford to get in a car crash ngl

i’m paying $90 a month for allstate to be sitting around with a thumb up their ass doing jackshit

hope all my brothers can retire from this life one day

we goin out as legends f*** doordash

that avi is a cardinal sin lmao

steph rly boutta go through it

Newks

always hitting me with $8.50 orders when i’m down bad

anyone dashed w this yet

p sure i’ve converted like 10 people to doordash in the 3 months i’ve been working it

this lady at buffalo wild wings was asking me about our taxes and s*** so i put her on to stride and she said she finna join

kinda thinning out my orders by being nice lol i should have just said yeah we get f***ed up on taxes don’t do it

been waiting for them to do that s*** they always f***ing me up by having me switch apps.

google maps trash tho im tryna use apple maps

yeah i thought that siri b**** was annoying but the google voice lowkey worse. s***s def easier tho

i just mean that apple gives you better directions and it tells you where the stop signs and red light cameras are at and stuff and it tells me what lane to be in