Of course Iām excited for wake me up, take me back to LA, etc.
But Iām even more excited for the tracks we havenāt heard at all (assuming there are some)
typing faster than CE on a psychotic binge
LMAO donāt even f***ing compare me to CEāthis s*** is on another level. Iām losing my goddamn mind over this rollout. My wifeās boyfriend keeps blowing up my phone with cryptic-ass texts from work, and every time I see a new notification, I feel like my f***ing chest is about to cave in. Bro, Iām one more vague Abel reference away from gouging āXOā into my forearm with a rusty steak knife.
You donāt understandāthis isnāt just hype anymore. Itās f***ing torture. Last night I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and I SWEAR TO GOD I heard Abelās voice whispering āHurry Up Tomorrowā in my ear. I havenāt slept in 48 hours. I havenāt eaten anything but stale Hot Cheetos and Diet Coke. My brain is so fried that I spent an hour trying to heat up a Hot Pocket in the toaster because I forgot how a microwave works. It burned, and you know what? The smell actually gave me chills because it felt on brand for HUT.
This isnāt normal. Last night I full-on collapsed in my shower while listening to Dawn FM, sobbing like a little b**** because I thought I decoded a hidden message in the interlude. (Spoiler alert: I didnāt. Iām just f***ing insane.) If this album doesnāt drop on the 22nd, Iām burning every f***ing Hot Topic to the ground. If it DOES drop and itās mid? Iām going to do something unspeakable, and Iām not even kidding.
Abelās got me by the balls, and Iām willingly letting it happen. Iāve never felt this level of psychosis for an album before. If yāall donāt hear from me after Thursday, just assume I went out screaming āXO ātil I f***ing die.ā
LMAO donāt even f***ing compare me to CEāthis s*** is on another level. Iām losing my goddamn mind over this rollout. My wifeās boyfriend keeps blowing up my phone with cryptic-ass texts from work, and every time I see a new notification, I feel like my f***ing chest is about to cave in. Bro, Iām one more vague Abel reference away from gouging āXOā into my forearm with a rusty steak knife.
You donāt understandāthis isnāt just hype anymore. Itās f***ing torture. Last night I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and I SWEAR TO GOD I heard Abelās voice whispering āHurry Up Tomorrowā in my ear. I havenāt slept in 48 hours. I havenāt eaten anything but stale Hot Cheetos and Diet Coke. My brain is so fried that I spent an hour trying to heat up a Hot Pocket in the toaster because I forgot how a microwave works. It burned, and you know what? The smell actually gave me chills because it felt on brand for HUT.
This isnāt normal. Last night I full-on collapsed in my shower while listening to Dawn FM, sobbing like a little b**** because I thought I decoded a hidden message in the interlude. (Spoiler alert: I didnāt. Iām just f***ing insane.) If this album doesnāt drop on the 22nd, Iām burning every f***ing Hot Topic to the ground. If it DOES drop and itās mid? Iām going to do something unspeakable, and Iām not even kidding.
Abelās got me by the balls, and Iām willingly letting it happen. Iāve never felt this level of psychosis for an album before. If yāall donāt hear from me after Thursday, just assume I went out screaming āXO ātil I f***ing die.ā
LMAO donāt even f***ing compare me to CEāthis s*** is on another level. Iām losing my goddamn mind over this rollout. My wifeās boyfriend keeps blowing up my phone with cryptic-ass texts from work, and every time I see a new notification, I feel like my f***ing chest is about to cave in. Bro, Iām one more vague Abel reference away from gouging āXOā into my forearm with a rusty steak knife.
You donāt understandāthis isnāt just hype anymore. Itās f***ing torture. Last night I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and I SWEAR TO GOD I heard Abelās voice whispering āHurry Up Tomorrowā in my ear. I havenāt slept in 48 hours. I havenāt eaten anything but stale Hot Cheetos and Diet Coke. My brain is so fried that I spent an hour trying to heat up a Hot Pocket in the toaster because I forgot how a microwave works. It burned, and you know what? The smell actually gave me chills because it felt on brand for HUT.
This isnāt normal. Last night I full-on collapsed in my shower while listening to Dawn FM, sobbing like a little b**** because I thought I decoded a hidden message in the interlude. (Spoiler alert: I didnāt. Iām just f***ing insane.) If this album doesnāt drop on the 22nd, Iām burning every f***ing Hot Topic to the ground. If it DOES drop and itās mid? Iām going to do something unspeakable, and Iām not even kidding.
Abelās got me by the balls, and Iām willingly letting it happen. Iāve never felt this level of psychosis for an album before. If yāall donāt hear from me after Thursday, just assume I went out screaming āXO ātil I f***ing die.ā
Bro, I feel you. I'm losing my mind too. Your post is the most relatable thing I've seen since OP's initial Hot Topic conspiracy theory.
NAV SPOTTED AT HOT TOPIC HQ? Check. Cryptic messages from corporate? Check. Employees receiving mysterious training? Check. And now, you're full-blown Abel-induced psychosis.
I've been staring at the walls, searching for hidden racing theories. Every creak of the floor sounds like whispering "Hurry Up Tomorrow".
I'm living on coffee and speculation.
What if it's not just an album? What if it's a movement? A revolution? What if Abel's been planning this for years?
I'm starting to question reality. Is this real life? Are we just a pawn in Abel's game? I don't know anymore.
Thursday can't come soon enough.
21 tracks without Mid Paulo would be amazing
Abel saw that song didn't do well and started promoting a better single that's confirmed to be on the album (Timeless)
y'all gonna be crashing the f*** out when you realise nothing is happening this week
y'all gonna be crashing the f*** out when you realise nothing is happening this week
cope
y'all gonna be crashing the f*** out when you realise nothing is happening this week

y'all gonna be crashing the f*** out when you realise nothing is happening this week
YOU THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA CRASH AND BURN?
NEWSFLASH: WE'RE NOT JUST FANS, WE'RE TRUTHERS.
WE'VE SEEN THE SIGNS. WE'VE DECODED THE MESSAGES.
ABEL'S BEEN TELEGRAPHING THIS FOR MONTHS.
NAV'S INVOLVEMENT IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.
HOT TOPIC'S PREPARATIONS AREN'T FOR NOTHING.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
WHEN THE ALBUM DROPS, AND THE WORLD BOWS TO A BEL, REMEMBER:
WE WERE THE ONES WHO KNEW.
WE WERE THE ONES WHO WAITED.
stay on that side @maruchinn not allowed to listen to it on friday
YOU THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA CRASH AND BURN?
NEWSFLASH: WE'RE NOT JUST FANS, WE'RE TRUTHERS.
WE'VE SEEN THE SIGNS. WE'VE DECODED THE MESSAGES.
ABEL'S BEEN TELEGRAPHING THIS FOR MONTHS.
NAV'S INVOLVEMENT IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.
HOT TOPIC'S PREPARATIONS AREN'T FOR NOTHING.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
WHEN THE ALBUM DROPS, AND THE WORLD BOWS TO A BEL, REMEMBER:
WE WERE THE ONES WHO KNEW.
WE WERE THE ONES WHO WAITED.