The KTT1 copypastas, love reading them.
So many classics
KTT1 
thoseeee were the daaaaaysssssss
The lesson here after another read: y’all gotta stop befriending women you wanna f***/see yourself f***ing, or at least women you wanna f*** who you couldn’t realistically see wanting to f*** you. This whole game of settling for friendship to wait for the right opportunity to strike - only to never do anything about it - is a destructive game. It ends in regret, and it sucks when it’s a situation like this where the friendship actually becomes genuine
You can’t “convert” a woman into wanting to f*** you through friendship, or otherwise. Y’all be regular dudes with very limited options playing in the arena that only rich, high status or men with limitless options can afford to play without feeling depressed, broken and/or regretful like OP feels
Going by OP wanting to be coddled itt, he may not be aware of how this is strictly his fault…or just delusional. But I really do hope he understands that and never lets himself get into a f***ed up situation like this again
I did everything correctly given the conditions.
I joined this internship professionally. Not to get p**** or a gf.
I wasn’t trying to f*** her by being her friend. I didn’t intend to f*** her at all. But as I got to know her I liked her.
And I regret nothing. She was a really cool lady who was a hell of a lot better than my last roommates. She’s a genuine person man. It’s a truly awesome program and brought me in contact with healthy genuine people. A hell of a lot less toxic than a clown like you. I’m happy for her. This was her objective from the start. To play professionally.
Idk if you saw a few pages back. But I’m out here getting hoes at bars. They aren’t quality people like her, but I’m having fun. I’m sad but not wallowing.
And think about this bro. I told y’all about a situation and a person who was a really good presence in my life hence why I feel down. And you label it a f***ed up situation. You are projecting your own negative feelings on this. I never called it f***dd up
You think you’re some smart tell it how it is kind of dude. But you really don’t know s***. With your joker avi thinkin you’re some red pilled guru. Foh boy
Y’all are such s***head takers and manipulators that you can’t fathom two people simply connecting without some greedy motive. Y’all made this about sex. Not me.
it be like that op
He doesn’t deserve to be dunked on ofc but the ppl itt trying to coddle him don’t understand this situation is the type of situation ktt would clown someone like BVL for
I get the lack of understanding cause it’s worded in a lofty and sympathetic manner but yeah
clowning bvl gon happen regardless
Damn, OP poured his heart out to her and she led him on to make him wait back home sad as f*** looking for hip hop losers’ advice while she galavants about Europe being a terrible soccer player and letting dude who look like this ejaculate inside her.

That’s crazy. It really is a cold world.
bro i havent seen you on this site in forever
hold up im getting hit with crossfire in this thread
I be sticking up for you bruh, I dont like when they be picking on you
I be sticking up for you bruh, I dont like when they be picking on you
i appreciate that!
its ok man tho. Doesnt faze me
hold up im getting hit with crossfire in this thread
I’m saying the way ppl clown you is the way the ppl who feel bad for op would clown op if they saw this situation for what it really is
I’m saying the way ppl clown you is the way the ppl who feel bad for op would clown op if they saw this situation for what it really is
You’re ed
Literally rolling at how immature the replies were right out the gate
Never change, KTT
Literally rolling at how immature the replies were right out the gate
Never change, KTT
Ole buddy committed to making me feel contempt for myself. It makes you wonder why he’s so committed to that.
OP getting triggered at everything, even the people trying to give advice 
Just log off, this isn't the site for you
It’s not my first heartbreak. She was just someone who came into my life when I have been feeling pretty alone and disconnected.
I found a lot of my comfort and identity in my circles in my hometown. And moving to a new place was an adjustment.
Most of the ppl I initially met here were the abolute worst. D*** addicted pieces of s*** roommates. The dude next door to me was a total piece of s*** woman beater
Other friends I had around here I’m cool with but I couldn’t just hit them up to kick it and watch the game with.
So I joined this program and it was like damn, this is a functional healthy human being who I gravitate towards and feel comfortable with. I definitely had a crush, but it was just nice to find good energy and a connection even just as friends.
So it’s just more about my life situation than anything.
I think there needs to be a dedicated chat thread for posts like this because people need to able to vent and you're upset for valid reasons, but as a standalone thread, this was doomed from the start.
Got a text from her this morning. Says she’s kind of nervous and freaking out a little being so far and that she misses me.
It was nice to hear from her
I think there needs to be a dedicated chat thread for posts like this because people need to able to vent and you're upset for valid reasons, but as a standalone thread, this was doomed from the start.
I honestly didn’t see a relationship tab when making this. I thought it was just a general topic or something.
Got a text from her this morning. Says she’s kind of nervous and freaking out a little being so far and that she misses me.
It was nice to hear from her
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Got a text from her this morning. Says she’s kind of nervous and freaking out a little being so far and that she misses me.
It was nice to hear from her
Good. Someone else said the same thing, but you really need to use this time to be there for her while also being there for yourself by dating and trying to move on (which I know you're doing). You're not in a bad position.
Don't be scared to be complimentary/sweet/verbally affectionate either. Don't throw yourself all the way out there but don't be cold with her at all. Let her know that when she comes to you about something, she's going to leave the situation feeling better than she did when she came in. That will incentivize her to keep coming back.
Ole buddy committed to making me feel contempt for myself. It makes you wonder why he’s so committed to that.
I feel what you’re going through. Even ignoring the fact that you had feelings for her, one of your close friends who you literally lived with for a year just moved far away. That’s gonna be tough no matter what. The fact that you envisioned more time with her makes it even worse. And it seems like she left pretty abruptly too so grief is normal.
You made the right decision not pursuing soccer girl right away and potentially making things weird. You did mostly everything right imo this is just one of those unavoidable Ls you have to take and keep it pushing. And you seem to be doing that since you’re already going out and meeting new girls. Just give it time so you can adjust to the distance of you and soccer girl then you’ll be straight
op signed back on with an alt to make this comment
na not even only got 1 account not hating i just read it like that n it made me laugh