this lad tried killing her and her friends about 200 times tortured her murdered han solo in front of her forced luke skywalker and leia to kill themselves and then she KISSES him on the MOUTH
Not only did they kill Kylo's arc, literally....
people fuming that rey's lightsaber is dehydrated piss color
think ive seen 20+ fan theories asking for that exact lightsaber eyes rolled into the back of my skull when i saw it
Rey being a Palpatine is the single greatest sin they committed imo her being a nobody was sooo good.
good to see you brother and FACTS
lmfao.
thank god hayden isn't in this trash

but he is
continues his streak of being in the worst movies
Btw i was thinking about something that bugs me in the whole star wars franchise, I think the ideas and principles of the Light side and the Jedis are always represented the worst way... like the only solution they ever come up with is killing people lol and then they always talk about being pacifists...
Also nobody ever f***ing dies. Chewie might die... bope
Kylo has a just got struck by a lightsabrr, np Rey resurrects him.
Rey dies, Kylo resurrects Rey.
But na, heres the line, they decide, no more back to life s***.
Oh Finn and horseback chick might die from sacrifing themselves to destroy a “tower”. Lando saves them!
Also f*** JJ for cramping in Lando, Han and even more f***ing Leia bullshit.
Palpatine lives... want to know how? Nah, but just accept hes a live! Oh hes also behind every villain ever.
S i t h w a y f i n d e r, i dont even know how they came up with that.
Knights of Ren? Introduced, shown in glimpses, did nothing, like.. anything at all, Kylo kills them. Zzzzz.
Palpatine is Thor. Yea ik.
Ending is straight up Harry v Voldemort...
Could go on, but f*** me.
Aye bro, don’t disrespect Harry Potter by comparing it to this. I can’t allow that.


Bruh what in the f*** is this Jedi Fallen Order graphic s***, are Disney tight on budget now?
Btw i was thinking about something that bugs me in the whole star wars franchise, I think the ideas and principles of the Light side and the Jedis are always represented the worst way... like the only solution they ever come up with is killing people lol and then they always talk about being pacifists...
the reason they should have explored qui gon more
one of the few jedi main characters in the movies to realise that the jedi order is trash while being a part of it
It didn't make any sense that Rey was a Palpatine. They could have left it out and nothing would have changed in the movie. Why did she have to be a Palpatine?
And all the fan service was so annoying, too. Han's "I know" line, chewie getting a medal...
Also some of the writing. Why was there a Marvel-level MacGuffin with the sith wayfinder. And then when she just naturally stands in the perfect spot so she can locate the position with the dagger ... just lazy writing
I mean we're exaggerating, it just got a ring to it when you say it like that.. they f***ed it
Did my s*** like it was a tiny white girl and Mickey was BLACKED.com
It didn't make any sense that Rey was a Palpatine. They could have left it out and nothing would have changed in the movie. Why did she have to be a Palpatine?
And all the fan service was so annoying, too. Han's "I know" line, chewie getting a medal...
Also some of the writing. Why was there a Marvel-level MacGuffin with the sith wayfinder. And then when she just naturally stands in the perfect spot so she can locate the position with the dagger ... just lazy writing
ruined the entire message of the last jedi
you dont have to come from somewhere special to be special
ruined the entire message of the last jedi
you dont have to come from somewhere special to be special
yes
and then they don't have the balls to make finn and rey a couple and get him a black love interest
good to see you brother and FACTS
good to see you too
this could have been awesome if they followed through with Rian's set up
Did my s*** like it was a tiny white girl and Mickey was BLACKED.com
Hold it for a sec
I mean, to be fair, we’re not children.
You were a kid who was amazed by Darth Maul, but a lot of adults apparently trashed the prequels at the time.
I’m sure there are some kids in elementary school right now who felt the same way about something in these movies
There’s a lot of truth to this and I spoke about it the other day. However, I think the counter argument to this is well, look at Harry Potter and the MCU. 2 franchises, made BY adults with Kids in mind or at least, the kids within themselves
that have done an astronomically better job this millennium putting together a cohesive story within a vast universe that everyone can and does enjoy. The reactions are what they are and there are a ton of reasons for that we can all point to but at the end of the day, where there’s smoke, there’s fire and if any of these films were actually good, the response would likely be overwhelmingly different.
yes
and then they don't have the balls to make finn and rey a couple and get him a black love interest
dude had a different love interest in each movie
There’s a lot of truth to this and I spoke about it the other day. However, I think the counter argument to this is well, look at Harry Potter and the MCU. 2 franchises, made BY adults with Kids in mind or at least, the kids within themselves
that have done an astronomically better job this millennium putting together a cohesive story within a vast universe that everyone can and does enjoy. The reactions are what they are and there are a ton of reasons for that we can all point to but at the end of the day, where there’s smoke, there’s fire and if any of these films were actually good, the response would likely be overwhelmingly different.
Nah the comparison for Harry Potter is the new prequel movies vs these new films in which case Harry Potter has failed too im expanding.
I think they cancelled the sequel
Rogue One sucks and the only reason that Vader scene is there is so that when people finish watching they remember that instead of seeing the second worst movie in SW history.
GREAT post
but he is
continues his streak of being in the worst movies
they didn't get his face