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  • Dec 19, 2019
    MiniVan

    this lad tried killing her and her friends about 200 times tortured her murdered han solo in front of her forced luke skywalker and leia to kill themselves and then she KISSES him on the MOUTH

    Not only did they kill Kylo's arc, literally....

  • Dec 19, 2019
    ANTI

    people fuming that rey's lightsaber is dehydrated piss color

    think ive seen 20+ fan theories asking for that exact lightsaber eyes rolled into the back of my skull when i saw it

  • Dec 19, 2019
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    Clyde

    Rey being a Palpatine is the single greatest sin they committed imo her being a nobody was sooo good.

    good to see you brother and FACTS

  • Dec 19, 2019
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    oogie

    lmfao.

    thank god hayden isn't in this trash

    but he is

    continues his streak of being in the worst movies

  • Dec 19, 2019
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    Btw i was thinking about something that bugs me in the whole star wars franchise, I think the ideas and principles of the Light side and the Jedis are always represented the worst way... like the only solution they ever come up with is killing people lol and then they always talk about being pacifists...

  • Dec 19, 2019
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    Eerie

    Also nobody ever f***ing dies. Chewie might die... bope
    Kylo has a just got struck by a lightsabrr, np Rey resurrects him.
    Rey dies, Kylo resurrects Rey.
    But na, heres the line, they decide, no more back to life s***.
    Oh Finn and horseback chick might die from sacrifing themselves to destroy a “tower”. Lando saves them!

    Also f*** JJ for cramping in Lando, Han and even more f***ing Leia bullshit.

    Palpatine lives... want to know how? Nah, but just accept hes a live! Oh hes also behind every villain ever.

    S i t h w a y f i n d e r, i dont even know how they came up with that.

    Knights of Ren? Introduced, shown in glimpses, did nothing, like.. anything at all, Kylo kills them. Zzzzz.

    Palpatine is Thor. Yea ik.

    Ending is straight up Harry v Voldemort...

    Could go on, but f*** me.

    Aye bro, don’t disrespect Harry Potter by comparing it to this. I can’t allow that.

  • Dec 19, 2019
    ithaka

    Bruh what in the f*** is this Jedi Fallen Order graphic s***, are Disney tight on budget now?

  • Dec 19, 2019
    FlipFlop

    Btw i was thinking about something that bugs me in the whole star wars franchise, I think the ideas and principles of the Light side and the Jedis are always represented the worst way... like the only solution they ever come up with is killing people lol and then they always talk about being pacifists...

    the reason they should have explored qui gon more

    one of the few jedi main characters in the movies to realise that the jedi order is trash while being a part of it

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    It didn't make any sense that Rey was a Palpatine. They could have left it out and nothing would have changed in the movie. Why did she have to be a Palpatine?

    And all the fan service was so annoying, too. Han's "I know" line, chewie getting a medal...

    Also some of the writing. Why was there a Marvel-level MacGuffin with the sith wayfinder. And then when she just naturally stands in the perfect spot so she can locate the position with the dagger ... just lazy writing

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    Dec 19, 2019
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    Wahi

    I mean we're exaggerating, it just got a ring to it when you say it like that.. they f***ed it

    Did my s*** like it was a tiny white girl and Mickey was BLACKED.com

  • Dec 19, 2019
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    dd

    It didn't make any sense that Rey was a Palpatine. They could have left it out and nothing would have changed in the movie. Why did she have to be a Palpatine?

    And all the fan service was so annoying, too. Han's "I know" line, chewie getting a medal...

    Also some of the writing. Why was there a Marvel-level MacGuffin with the sith wayfinder. And then when she just naturally stands in the perfect spot so she can locate the position with the dagger ... just lazy writing

    ruined the entire message of the last jedi

    you dont have to come from somewhere special to be special

  • Dec 19, 2019
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    MiniVan

    ruined the entire message of the last jedi

    you dont have to come from somewhere special to be special

    yes

    and then they don't have the balls to make finn and rey a couple and get him a black love interest

  • Dec 19, 2019

    they finally made finn force sensitive and all they had him do was ride a horse

  • Dec 19, 2019
    GoldLink

    good to see you brother and FACTS

    good to see you too
    this could have been awesome if they followed through with Rian's set up

  • Dec 19, 2019
    FREE

    Did my s*** like it was a tiny white girl and Mickey was BLACKED.com

    Hold it for a sec

  • Dec 19, 2019
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    AshTheRobot

    I mean, to be fair, we’re not children.
    You were a kid who was amazed by Darth Maul, but a lot of adults apparently trashed the prequels at the time.
    I’m sure there are some kids in elementary school right now who felt the same way about something in these movies

    There’s a lot of truth to this and I spoke about it the other day. However, I think the counter argument to this is well, look at Harry Potter and the MCU. 2 franchises, made BY adults with Kids in mind or at least, the kids within themselves that have done an astronomically better job this millennium putting together a cohesive story within a vast universe that everyone can and does enjoy. The reactions are what they are and there are a ton of reasons for that we can all point to but at the end of the day, where there’s smoke, there’s fire and if any of these films were actually good, the response would likely be overwhelmingly different.

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    Dec 19, 2019
    dd

    yes

    and then they don't have the balls to make finn and rey a couple and get him a black love interest

    dude had a different love interest in each movie

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    Dec 19, 2019
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    FlyMx

    There’s a lot of truth to this and I spoke about it the other day. However, I think the counter argument to this is well, look at Harry Potter and the MCU. 2 franchises, made BY adults with Kids in mind or at least, the kids within themselves that have done an astronomically better job this millennium putting together a cohesive story within a vast universe that everyone can and does enjoy. The reactions are what they are and there are a ton of reasons for that we can all point to but at the end of the day, where there’s smoke, there’s fire and if any of these films were actually good, the response would likely be overwhelmingly different.

    Nah the comparison for Harry Potter is the new prequel movies vs these new films in which case Harry Potter has failed too im expanding.

    I think they cancelled the sequel

  • Dec 19, 2019

    they really gave rose 5 lines

  • Dec 19, 2019

    told her no you have to stay at home

  • Dec 19, 2019

    Bruh did you hear the “And I am Iron Man” rip-off?

  • Dec 19, 2019

    reylos smh

  • Dec 19, 2019
    ANTI

    Rogue One sucks and the only reason that Vader scene is there is so that when people finish watching they remember that instead of seeing the second worst movie in SW history.

    GREAT post

  • Dec 19, 2019
    MiniVan

    but he is

    continues his streak of being in the worst movies

    they didn't get his face

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    FREE

    Nah the comparison for Harry Potter is the new prequel movies vs these new films in which case Harry Potter has failed too im expanding.

    I think they cancelled the sequel

    What sequel? I’m talking about the original Harry Potter movies