Said it before and I’ll say it again, Drake needs to develop a serious heroin habit before recording any more music. This would be the best possible career move for him.

He would produce a deranged, dark, d***ged out experimental album that would be praised. He’d give grizzly accounts of life and the situations he gets into while being a fiend, and hustling pills on the side to fuel his addiction as people begin to distance themselves from him. Soon it would come out about his addiction and the media would be buzzing. Scandal after scandal would arise and he’d be the most talked about person in the world as he continues down this dark path of addiction and insanity. Then, he would get arrested for possession and do a stint in jail, adding credibility to the hard image he’s been trying to adopt for sometime. The #FreeDrake movement would be like nothing we’ve ever seen before and it would spark an international conversation about how we treat addicts (rehabilitative vs punitive punishment.

Drake would get out, get clean, and become the face of the opiate epidemic sweeping North America, opening him up to even wider audiences and platforms. His first album after release would sell a million first week and be praised, as Drizzy explores a whole new realm of lyrical content reflecting on his past degenerate behavior and becomes a symbol of hope for millions dealing with addiction. This would be great for his image, solidify him as one of the greatest rappers ever, and create worldwide change that benefits millions for years to come.

The best possible thing drake could do for his career is to start doing as much dog food as possible, as soon as possible.

Big Tobackys biggest addiction was those portly white women

Damn I've heard a lot when couples get married they get too comfortable and gain weight

You not bad. Just need to tone the fluff a little bit

yo i'd love to work at stereogum fr

it's not 25k. 36k plus 1200/mo in commission is around 50k. I was making 40k with 1650 a month in commission (around 60k) before

thats from before I was fat tho

this is ridiculously sad

Oh f***

whats with all the titties

Biggie was fat
2pac was a rapist
Lil Wayne shot himself

fr tho seemingly this is like all about weight loss, just get a gym membership and standing desk. your set.

I was told a standing desk would be a distraction

who on earth said this? someone in this thread?

No, my boss

Your boss hates you man

he's capping, just show him all the studies on how sitting is the new cig smoking

Is this advice applicable to me?

Imagine having a boss in 2022

A distraction versus a 10k pay cut and infinite embarrassment

I wouldn't even go back to that job, try to find something new

Could tell from the texts lol

bruv, i'm saying this with kindness in my heart. get your s*** together. you're clearly in a bad place mentally. I have no idea why you're so unhappy, but that unhappiness clearly caused you to almost ruin your life. The idea that you have a whole ass family and you left a reliable job to go work at amazon is sincerely f***ing weird. Get some therapy get evaluated. Start woking out. I genuinely don't care if you think it's too hard for you, go do it. I'm sorry i'm heated but if this story is even halfway true, it's pretty pathetic that you would risk the lifestyle of your wife and kids, so that you can live out some weirdo fantasy at amazon of all places. genuinely f***ing ridiculous.

absolute nuke by mark