now do this for every best picture nom lol
Triangle:
Take some good looking models
Have them argue about money, we must make sure the theme is CLEAR
Now put em on a boat, but forget those two characters for a bit
Now have everyone throw up and s*** everywhere
No, no, continue you having them throw up and s***
A little more s*** and throw up
Throw in a couple Woody scenes for the hell of it
Now have pirates come out of no where
Now have the guest be stranded on an island and have the roles reverse. So now the poor is rich and the rich is poor
Hammer it in just a LITTLE more just in case the theme wasn’t clear
CINEMA! The end!
I get a little heated every time I see Jamie Lee lol
Gonna be tough when Blanchett beats Yeoh and the collective “POC shafted” thinkpieces have to go into the trash because of JLC winning lol
they still found a way to award the one white character
that is why I am forever in pain
I’m going to creatively produce a movie one day. I’ll help write it, cast it, help with direction. Horror first then a true spiritual successor to The Craft from the 90s
Btw shoutouts to an Alabama film maker winning an Oscar. Idk which Daniel it is but I’m assuming it’s the white one
Will they go the way of Jordan Peele - best screenplay winner
Or Taika Watiti - best screenplay winner
TAR > Banshees > Fablemans > Triangle of sadness > EEAAO
in terms of script
fablemans
movie is so boring and not original
you not a real depressed person if you didnt f*** with this movie
Everything hate itt corny