All the official Zelda-themed consoles in existence:

Man they cooked with that Zelda Direct!

Zelda switch sold out on Nintendo UK store already?? 80k people Infront of me in qué right now

Yep. Didn't get it. Stupid drop system

Man today's direct should be hella good!

16 minutes left now until it's live!!!

New amiibos and random remasters

Remasters you say? Man I hope it's some good ones though!

Layton vs Ace Attorney port let's go

Im glad youre here again brudda

That old game and watch is tough as fuk

Expecting at least 2 belly laughs and 30 blank stares

Eh idrc ab monster hunter

For this nintendo direct we got a bunch of accessories and also the same 5 games that have been shown at every conference this year 👀

Start di bloodcart ting!

Remaster
Port
Definitive edition
Deluxe edition
NS2 edition

Living in the past

The wrong Star Fox GameCube game added to NSO

Where is the NEW

0/10 direct so far

Everything new is whimsy slop

the one more thing better be some gas because

oh f***

PERSONA 4 IS THE GREATEST RPG OF ALL TIME

That’s just a normal Nintendo Direct

this is just what i needed from that slopfest from yesterday

That direct was so bad that Zelda should have been a part of the main direct to make it better

And I ain’t even a Zelda fan