social media is dumb as hell tang

her career is over

omg flopiana nooooooo 😭

the hype brewing up

Oh hell yes i f***s with it

Surprised too because hate that i made u love me was more stable than i thought it would

Heroes and villains

First date with @Prince

He picks you up (conceptually — he’s in Poland): No small talk. You say hi, he responds with something about bottoming for Yeezy and quotes a Kanye lyric mid-sentence like it’s a normal thing to lead with. You haven’t sat down yet. The tone is set and the tone is deranged.

Getting to the restaurant: He tells you Kendrick is bigger than Drake in Polish academia, apropos of nothing, then pivots to whether you’d survive jail. You didn’t bring jail up. He volunteers that he personally would suck everyone off in there out of pure boredom and wouldn’t stop till he’d done them all. You’ve walked maybe half a block.

Ordering: The waiter says something with the word “chicken” in it and Artist just says “Mmm, cum.” To the waiter. You will be apologizing with your eyes for the rest of the meal. He is completely unbothered.

Dinner conversation: This is where it gets good, actually — because between the depravity he’s a real Prince and Beyoncé scholar, and if you steer him there you get a genuinely thoughtful case for why Confessions defines the R&B GOAT debate. Then thirty seconds later he’s describing slurping Kanye’s “creamy ejaculation” in the same academic tone. The whiplash is the whole meal.

The aux situation: He offers to pick the after-dinner music. Decline gently — this is a man who gets literal seizures to certain songs and ranks them, and described the last one as “pretty tame in comparison.” You do not want to find the untame ones on a first date.

Yes there is its just by homosexual people and women

Gunna shaboozey

Promise u I just saved this to listen to in a lil

I been sitting in my truck in the rain but I’m about to go inside so I need to listen once I’m undressed, lotioned up and inebriated

What this mean

Whata a shaboozy

The waiter says something with the word “chicken” in it and Artist just says “Mmm, cum.” To the waiter.

He picks you up (conceptually — he’s in Poland)

He volunteers that he personally would suck everyone off in there out of pure boredom and wouldn’t stop till he’d done them all. You’ve walked maybe half a block.

Everybody at the bar getting tipsy sing

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The waiter says something with the word “chicken” in it and Artist just says “Mmm, cum.”

if u want a date with me just ask

Just ask!!