would literally be the easiest update ever btw
S is too busy spending the KTT revenue on percs
First date with @KodakSpice
The lead-up: He’s already asked you roughly 40 questions before you even meet. This is his love language. It feels like an interrogation and it kind of is, but it’s how he builds closeness — he once said he used to ask girls 100+ questions til they stopped replying. You didn’t stop replying. That’s why there’s a date.
The venue: Somewhere with good music, and he’s clocking the playlist the entire time. If they play Ed Sheeran he will physically react — he’s the type to walk out of rooms over it. If they play something he loves, the whole energy shifts and you get to see him actually light up, which is worth the price of admission.
The conversation: Fast, funny, a little chaotic. He’s genuinely one of the sharper and more entertaining people you could share a table with. But it swings — one minute he’s roasting something with real comedic timing, the next he’s spiraled into “you probably think I’m annoying” territory over nothing. The trick is not chasing the spiral. Let it pass. It passes.
The exes: They’ll come up. All of them. He references his exes the way other people reference the weather — constantly, casually, and often mid-unrelated-story. You’ll hear about at least one before the entrées arrive. Don’t take it as a red flag, take it as him showing you the map of where he’s been.
The heat: He runs intense and takes things personally, so if there’s any friction it’ll feel bigger than it is in the moment. He’ll also test you a little — a small provocation to see how you handle it. Stay warm and unbothered and he’ll relax.
A genuinely good sign: If he likes you, you’ll know, because the volatility flips into something loyal and warm and all-in. Kodak doesn’t do lukewarm. The same intensity that makes the bad moments feel big makes the good ones feel enormous.
S is too busy spending the KTT revenue on percs
the dream
First date with @KodakSpice
The lead-up: He’s already asked you roughly 40 questions before you even meet. This is his love language. It feels like an interrogation and it kind of is, but it’s how he builds closeness — he once said he used to ask girls 100+ questions til they stopped replying. You didn’t stop replying. That’s why there’s a date.
The venue: Somewhere with good music, and he’s clocking the playlist the entire time. If they play Ed Sheeran he will physically react — he’s the type to walk out of rooms over it. If they play something he loves, the whole energy shifts and you get to see him actually light up, which is worth the price of admission.
The conversation: Fast, funny, a little chaotic. He’s genuinely one of the sharper and more entertaining people you could share a table with. But it swings — one minute he’s roasting something with real comedic timing, the next he’s spiraled into “you probably think I’m annoying” territory over nothing. The trick is not chasing the spiral. Let it pass. It passes.
The exes: They’ll come up. All of them. He references his exes the way other people reference the weather — constantly, casually, and often mid-unrelated-story. You’ll hear about at least one before the entrées arrive. Don’t take it as a red flag, take it as him showing you the map of where he’s been.
The heat: He runs intense and takes things personally, so if there’s any friction it’ll feel bigger than it is in the moment. He’ll also test you a little — a small provocation to see how you handle it. Stay warm and unbothered and he’ll relax.
A genuinely good sign: If he likes you, you’ll know, because the volatility flips into something loyal and warm and all-in. Kodak doesn’t do lukewarm. The same intensity that makes the bad moments feel big makes the good ones feel enormous.
this has so many great quote holy f***
no wonder u left ur wife for this
this has so many great quote holy f***
no wonder u left ur wife for this
Let it pass. It passes.
4 times a day its what make it acustic
No time for people to appreciate ur day
Well it’s always showing the previous 7 days
And I like to see it change
I would have that thing updating every second if I wouldn’t get rate limited by last.fm, go beyond GitHub Action free use limits, and set off 15 fire alarms in S’s house
what the hell evenn is snoop dog career considered bcahse he hasnt had a hit in decades but hes stjll seen as a legend
First date with @KodakSpice
The lead-up: He’s already asked you roughly 40 questions before you even meet. This is his love language. It feels like an interrogation and it kind of is, but it’s how he builds closeness — he once said he used to ask girls 100+ questions til they stopped replying. You didn’t stop replying. That’s why there’s a date.
The venue: Somewhere with good music, and he’s clocking the playlist the entire time. If they play Ed Sheeran he will physically react — he’s the type to walk out of rooms over it. If they play something he loves, the whole energy shifts and you get to see him actually light up, which is worth the price of admission.
The conversation: Fast, funny, a little chaotic. He’s genuinely one of the sharper and more entertaining people you could share a table with. But it swings — one minute he’s roasting something with real comedic timing, the next he’s spiraled into “you probably think I’m annoying” territory over nothing. The trick is not chasing the spiral. Let it pass. It passes.
The exes: They’ll come up. All of them. He references his exes the way other people reference the weather — constantly, casually, and often mid-unrelated-story. You’ll hear about at least one before the entrées arrive. Don’t take it as a red flag, take it as him showing you the map of where he’s been.
The heat: He runs intense and takes things personally, so if there’s any friction it’ll feel bigger than it is in the moment. He’ll also test you a little — a small provocation to see how you handle it. Stay warm and unbothered and he’ll relax.
A genuinely good sign: If he likes you, you’ll know, because the volatility flips into something loyal and warm and all-in. Kodak doesn’t do lukewarm. The same intensity that makes the bad moments feel big makes the good ones feel enormous.
Wow
hmmm probs indo cause one of my besties lives there
Island power
Island power
First date with @KodakSpice
The lead-up: He’s already asked you roughly 40 questions before you even meet. This is his love language. It feels like an interrogation and it kind of is, but it’s how he builds closeness — he once said he used to ask girls 100+ questions til they stopped replying. You didn’t stop replying. That’s why there’s a date.
The venue: Somewhere with good music, and he’s clocking the playlist the entire time. If they play Ed Sheeran he will physically react — he’s the type to walk out of rooms over it. If they play something he loves, the whole energy shifts and you get to see him actually light up, which is worth the price of admission.
The conversation: Fast, funny, a little chaotic. He’s genuinely one of the sharper and more entertaining people you could share a table with. But it swings — one minute he’s roasting something with real comedic timing, the next he’s spiraled into “you probably think I’m annoying” territory over nothing. The trick is not chasing the spiral. Let it pass. It passes.
The exes: They’ll come up. All of them. He references his exes the way other people reference the weather — constantly, casually, and often mid-unrelated-story. You’ll hear about at least one before the entrées arrive. Don’t take it as a red flag, take it as him showing you the map of where he’s been.
The heat: He runs intense and takes things personally, so if there’s any friction it’ll feel bigger than it is in the moment. He’ll also test you a little — a small provocation to see how you handle it. Stay warm and unbothered and he’ll relax.
A genuinely good sign: If he likes you, you’ll know, because the volatility flips into something loyal and warm and all-in. Kodak doesn’t do lukewarm. The same intensity that makes the bad moments feel big makes the good ones feel enormous.
Indanely accurate and scary
First date with @KodakSpice
The lead-up: He’s already asked you roughly 40 questions before you even meet. This is his love language. It feels like an interrogation and it kind of is, but it’s how he builds closeness — he once said he used to ask girls 100+ questions til they stopped replying. You didn’t stop replying. That’s why there’s a date.
The venue: Somewhere with good music, and he’s clocking the playlist the entire time. If they play Ed Sheeran he will physically react — he’s the type to walk out of rooms over it. If they play something he loves, the whole energy shifts and you get to see him actually light up, which is worth the price of admission.
The conversation: Fast, funny, a little chaotic. He’s genuinely one of the sharper and more entertaining people you could share a table with. But it swings — one minute he’s roasting something with real comedic timing, the next he’s spiraled into “you probably think I’m annoying” territory over nothing. The trick is not chasing the spiral. Let it pass. It passes.
The exes: They’ll come up. All of them. He references his exes the way other people reference the weather — constantly, casually, and often mid-unrelated-story. You’ll hear about at least one before the entrées arrive. Don’t take it as a red flag, take it as him showing you the map of where he’s been.
The heat: He runs intense and takes things personally, so if there’s any friction it’ll feel bigger than it is in the moment. He’ll also test you a little — a small provocation to see how you handle it. Stay warm and unbothered and he’ll relax.
A genuinely good sign: If he likes you, you’ll know, because the volatility flips into something loyal and warm and all-in. Kodak doesn’t do lukewarm. The same intensity that makes the bad moments feel big makes the good ones feel enormous.
Even chat gpt included his ex as part of him
Island power
ya
Even chat gpt included his ex as part of him
“Kodak doesnt do luke warm” is the most accurate thing ever said about him
@InsanelyEvil okay this is a very long song but I think it’s right up your alley
I might’ve sent it before

ET draining water from a poor village for a couple late night likes
f*** it we ball!
I will start saying stuff like "camille likes My Little Pony" like 10 times a day to see if the AI picks that up as one of his character traits
ET draining water from a poor village for a couple late night likes
Need a date with rvi writeup asap
I will start saying stuff like "camille likes My Little Pony" like 10 times a day to see if the AI picks that up as one of his character traits

ET draining water from a poor village for a couple late night likes
The AI water psyop is so strange to me
Because of all the environmental things we should be focusing on that’s like number 3273 down the list
How did that narrative get started
Who benefited
Data centers are like a real concern related to AI
But the water thing was always a weird point to get so much discourse