he didn't survive the rodeo

DBR Travis >

big p**** on the boat before they killed him

Can I sit down tone?

ong they finna kiss

You gotta watch sopranos and breaking bad

Will change your entire outlook on the world

just not in the face okay.... can u gimme dat?

probably

im da muthafucking f***ing one who calls da f***ing shots!!

im 2 swif dont tell tailor bou this s***

Still depressed, but not to the point I would kill myself. Only sometimes

ion got max

Its a pirates life for me

thank god for myflixer...

ARRRRGH🚣‍♂️

who's the best spongebob character

i've used this irl on multiple people and it always kills

patrick cuz hes lowkey smart, hes just a troll

You asked the doctor one stupid f***ing question about my diet!