make sure you add butter, cream milk and all that good good

Take them out as SOON as you can insert a knife without resistance you don’t wanna overboil

Facts

if they're boiled you could probably use a fork, metal spatula, or something else hard and metal

yooo there is starch every f***ing where

Three types of dairy

imagine not having a personal 4'11 twink who mashes ur potatoes with his tiny feet

getting cooked on life sxn for being a simp doesnt count

Tbf to OP, ridiculous as this thread is, potatoes do boil faster if you chop em up first so he was on the right track.

15 minutes to boil for chopped potatoes, 30 minutes for whole

true true true
And they cook more evenly

Oh you got jokes

I didn't have a regular peeler so I had to use a knife. that s*** must've squirted everywhere when I was do that s*** b

counters are in shambles

Wouldn’t be a thread if he had his trusty potato masher.

Or a peeler lmao

mhol up

mashed potatoes should never be healthy

Trippies new joint “Death” is my favorite song to mash potatoes to

bruv plss

put some cheese in them potatoes tho

DIEEEE

He had the right attitude but the wrong tools for the job!