Well it’s just you and the octopus and the octopus is hungry

Dont think an 🐙 is that hard to kill tbh

What other team is paying 20 million dollars to the 4th best player on the team

So basically I just need to simultaneously be on both the offensive and defensive as I advance while protecting myself, struggling to breathe and swim and pray for the best

Octupus probably smarter than most people in here

I said u in a pool with it, like 5 feet deep maybe

Feel like if u rush it n just swing everywhere with the knife u could do some damage

So a close range pool vs a octopus

Gonna kill you quicker

Hmm so I’d have the advantage when it comes to motivation

Less space for me to maneuver against a beast with 8 arms

Motherfucker might inkscreen the whole pool

I’m supposed to be afraid of an octopus?

Why y’all so scared of the ink man, I’m telling u Asian people use it in place of ketchup all the time

Aren’t they usually small too? Is there cases of octopus killing humans even I’m lost

I’m not stuck in their with an octopus he’s stuck in there with ME!

Thank god instead of shooters like every other nba team does we have squints jakarr Sampson and tj leaf

TJ leaf might be the worst player in the NBA

Just a hypothetical scenario on if you’d rather fight a wolf or an octopus (got a small knife on you against both options)

All squids and octopuses have a venom gland and venomous bite

The ink is really just a distraction

Dont let me get within 30 feet of some octopussy man

Because it might BLIND ME

Doesn’t oladipo want to be traded to the heat? I swear i saw that somewhere

blue ringed octopus venom can kill a human in minutes

It’ll blind him too

How y’all like the sound of a Blazers vs Heat championship

Y’all talking the wolf like it won’t f*** u up immediately