Being able to swim doesn’t really mean much

Octopus gonna be more elusive and faster than a human in short ranges lol

This is not an animal you wanna piss off

No cap but octupus are apparently really strong too. It would probably rip your arm off if you tried to stab it

JIMMY

U gotta bait the octopus, let him grab u then when u get in u stab tf out him, he gonna ink u yeah but u just gotta take it to the face

You niggas swear yall superior to the food chain
Yall will get washed in seconds

Jimmy butler is so nice man.

Nigga gonna rip your damn head off

📝📝

they be snapping the spines of sharks lol

Can relate

You stab it in close range, anger it, then got the 7 other tentacles that aren’t currently strangling you flailing at random?

Do you think its bringing you in for a warm hug or something?

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I’m not saying it’ll work for sure but u gotta just say f*** it

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humans are mostly trash 1v1 vs other animals lol

It def can’t strangle me with one tentacle

With Sabonis jimmy butler is getting decked into the ground on every drive to the rim

You ain’t gonna be able to cut off 7 tentacles with a small knife

Does the octopus know you’re in a 1v1 against it

Because then my answer might change

Harden is a choker for many other reasons

They skinny tentacles, just gotta protect ur neck and head

Thank god our 20 million dollar man Myles turner is showing out today with a cool 8 points and 5 rebounds at the half