In 2 weeks:

No idea what this is in reference to, but Onana is a winner 👍

Must be fit for Sunday then

Heartbreaking the worst person you know...

We're doing exactly that now, he just got booted out of it because he's not fit to wear the shirt anymore

This photo is gonna be a meme soon

Is this a reliable source?

C U N T

Someone photoshop Hojlunds head on a donkey or something so I can use it as an avi

Won't be taking a trial with a new agent to get him a transfer then?

Goldbridge mixing SEG rat

This probably some bs, but we should def be going for this next year if true:

Idk if I’d leave either tbh 😂 there is a player somewhere there he’s shown it here and there

Sesko would have had to be Hojlund s*** for us to be going for Kane next summer imo

Move Zirkzee on if he doesn’t impress. Also don’t think he’s gonna be as s*** as Hojlund but I’d be surprised if Sesko gets to 15 goals in the prem this season, and we def need that to compete.

Funniest thing ever that we ended up with the project 10 years younger than Kane the summer he moved and he's washed first

How does our fanbase get so confident every single summer? They haven’t scored one single goal for us and 2 of these guys will probably end up as flops

I’ve read this back a couple times and I still don’t know what you mean

Mbeumo 100% will be a hit for 4 years u til he moves to Saudi for 50M. Gonna be a fantastic United career I can feel it.

Sesko I just get exact same vibes as Hojlund and Darwin nunez. Cunha seems crazy to me and I don’t trust Brazilians to pull together 2 good seasons in a row.

Yeah the “fatigue” excuse for Cunha missing that pre season game was very odd.

Part of me thinks it was discipline.

If it really was fatigue then that’s kinda concerning. If he does not perform early I can see mount replacing him early on.

My fault, it was a pretty convoluted sentence.
I meant it's funny that the striker United bought the summer Kane left Spurs, who is 10 years younger and was seen as a project, is washed before Kane. I guess not funny for us but still

Minimum for sesko to be considered decent is 13 goals this year imo.

Totes. Idk why I feel like no Brazilian has a good career past age 30 either. Massive drop off happens, but yeah Cunha needs to keep his s*** together I know he had some flair ups at wolves.

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Lmao would’ve never gotten this out of your original post