Pause

Idk why we don’t make a move for Theo Hernandez.

There’s deals to be made out there.

Hojlund staying, Onana staying, what a world

Never been less excited for the start of a new season

Same.

I feel so f***ing stupid for thinking this summer was going to be any different

Cunha day one pump faked me

Keep going, I’m close

All reporters saying how Amorim is satisfied with all these players our fans hate

The club are failing Amorim!!!!!!!

Thank f*** he said no

Prob got hit with the copyright from Apple, this would’ve been too similar to Ted Lasso

Next manager gonna have a documentary clause in their contract for sure lol

I'd love to know what goes on in Ruben's head because it must be such a mental difference to what he expected surely

Imagine not getting s*** all summer and then they are trying to push a f***ing Amazon doc on you

I'd be swinging

We’re getting relegated

nothing more brutal than Manchester United football club idk why other forms of torture exist.

why? would've been unlike everything else we're gonna see this year.

ok youre cooking today

the Core of Onana flapping at crosses, Maguire giving the ball away after his 200th pass as the quarterback of the team, bruno losing everyone in midfield while flapping his hands, dalot running across the field to high five dorgu and forgetting his man, and then hojlund not touching the ball for 90 mins.

MU 2024/2025.

Like when those f***ers Liverpool stopped their documentary after Amad did them in in the FA cup

Owners value profit over football, simple as

We’re lucky he hasn’t walked

Yo chat we might be cooked

we finished 17th bro

we never been more cooked

and it the same manager

and they about to sell our best two wingers