fr guy knows where the back of the net is

We need to remember what aisle we are shopping in

FACHTS

“Aging Mateta” and he’s 1 year older than Gyokeres

I’m a fan of Mbuemo so I’m not really complaining, but what you’re saying about all these strikers going somewhere else is a direct consequence of us not putting in much effort in attracting any of them (bar delap).

Yeah I’d actually like Mitrovic as well lol.

Problem with Zirkzee is that he’s not really a killer though, he isn’t the one showing up in the box and that gets on the end of crosses etc. The shots he gets off are always just a bit to easy for the keeper to save, Im sure he’ll fit in and can play well, but we can’t be relying on him.

right I think that wouldn’t be a bad deal for United at all

even for the 40m it’d still be a somewhat pretty agreeable deal imo

don’t think there’s many better options in the market right now, this actually seems like a really viable option given all the circumstances

rather look for a proven finisher right now even if he was a just stop gap option

spending that money on Delap wouldn’t have worked out well anyways imo

so unless they can get the Gyokeres deal over the line this seems like a great option for now almost miraculously appearing out of pretty much nowhere

he'd do so well in a midfield 3, but idk where he fits in Amorims system

Osimhen is signing for United this summer

😂😭🤣😭😂

what they got going on at puma man. every season they try to do it worse than the last

Gyok giving Amoron the De Jong treatment

3 years younger than Mitrovic as well.

United Emirates yes

Damn. You’re right tbh. Perfect comparison.

holy s*** this is disgusting like it’s painful to even look at

who the f*** even says yes to this man, anyone who approved of this gotta be smoking crack, all of them

True, felt like he was older.

I don't mind Mateta, he's a good player. But if you're asking me 50m for him or Mbeumo then i'm going Mbeumo - even if it meant Zirkzee and Hojlund up top another year (which I don't think it will).

fantastique

Idek how we’re gonna do all the outgoings
What clubs are gonna buy:
Rashford
Sancho
Onana
Hojlund

Only player I can see us selling quite well easily is Garnacho and maybe Antony if we drop price

We’re not going to be able to get rid of
Case
Ugarte
Mount
Shaw

Everybody says Saudi for everything, but apart from Telles we haven’t sold a single player to them and idk why they’d be interested in any of these washed guys.

Call me a contrarian. I kinda like it.

Different.

Rip prem