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  • Glitter Boy

    After all that loyalty talk from Liverpool Zubimendi went to Arsenal?

    Crazy how Liverpool is the most successful team in English history and still has zero pull

  • May 10, 2025
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    bored on a Saturday afternoon, here is what I hope we have next season.

    this is my definitive list (that is realistic). as much as I think onana is terrible, I doubt we pull off the replacement and Ruben clearly likes him.

    (all in euros)

    outgoings

    rashford 40M
    hojlund 25M
    antony 25M
    malacia 10M
    eriksen free
    lindelof free

    this gets us to 100M in sales. if we win EL, then I think that should give us an additional 100M budget on top of that, so call it 200M total to spend.

    transfers in

    Cunha 60M
    Gyok/Osi 75M
    LWB that ive never heard of 30M
    backup CM 30M

    thats 195M of incomings.

    if we do this, then I think amad should play RWB primarily and if we play a top team then ok bring dalot in for RWB and move amad to AM.

    first eleven

    onana
    yoro-maguire-licha
    amad-casemiro-bruno-NEW LWB
    CUNHA-mount
    GYOK/OSI

    2nd team

    bayinder
    mazroui-de ligt-shaw
    dalot-ugarte-NEW CM-dorgu
    mainoo-garnacho
    zirkzee

  • rvi 🦤
    May 10, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg
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    bored on a Saturday afternoon, here is what I hope we have next season.

    this is my definitive list (that is realistic). as much as I think onana is terrible, I doubt we pull off the replacement and Ruben clearly likes him.

    (all in euros)

    outgoings

    rashford 40M
    hojlund 25M
    antony 25M
    malacia 10M
    eriksen free
    lindelof free

    this gets us to 100M in sales. if we win EL, then I think that should give us an additional 100M budget on top of that, so call it 200M total to spend.

    transfers in

    Cunha 60M
    Gyok/Osi 75M
    LWB that ive never heard of 30M
    backup CM 30M

    thats 195M of incomings.

    if we do this, then I think amad should play RWB primarily and if we play a top team then ok bring dalot in for RWB and move amad to AM.

    first eleven

    onana
    yoro-maguire-licha
    amad-casemiro-bruno-NEW LWB
    CUNHA-mount
    GYOK/OSI

    2nd team

    bayinder
    mazroui-de ligt-shaw
    dalot-ugarte-NEW CM-dorgu
    mainoo-garnacho
    zirkzee

    not too bad i guess...

    but another season with Onana

  • May 10, 2025
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    rvi

    not too bad i guess...

    but another season with Onana

    Probably gets us into top 5 battle. Hopefully. Idk how Ruben hasn’t figured anything out domestically in 6 months. But yeah Onana and Maguire and Casemiro would be my big replacements in 2026. Or ugarte needs to take the casemiro mantle.

  • May 10, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg

    Probably gets us into top 5 battle. Hopefully. Idk how Ruben hasn’t figured anything out domestically in 6 months. But yeah Onana and Maguire and Casemiro would be my big replacements in 2026. Or ugarte needs to take the casemiro mantle.

    You think we can go from this to top 5

    Top 8 max and I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re 12th again at Christmas before Ruben gets sacked

  • May 10, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg
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    bored on a Saturday afternoon, here is what I hope we have next season.

    this is my definitive list (that is realistic). as much as I think onana is terrible, I doubt we pull off the replacement and Ruben clearly likes him.

    (all in euros)

    outgoings

    rashford 40M
    hojlund 25M
    antony 25M
    malacia 10M
    eriksen free
    lindelof free

    this gets us to 100M in sales. if we win EL, then I think that should give us an additional 100M budget on top of that, so call it 200M total to spend.

    transfers in

    Cunha 60M
    Gyok/Osi 75M
    LWB that ive never heard of 30M
    backup CM 30M

    thats 195M of incomings.

    if we do this, then I think amad should play RWB primarily and if we play a top team then ok bring dalot in for RWB and move amad to AM.

    first eleven

    onana
    yoro-maguire-licha
    amad-casemiro-bruno-NEW LWB
    CUNHA-mount
    GYOK/OSI

    2nd team

    bayinder
    mazroui-de ligt-shaw
    dalot-ugarte-NEW CM-dorgu
    mainoo-garnacho
    zirkzee

    Need to bring in at least 3 attackers.

  • May 10, 2025
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    Need to bring in at least 3 attackers.

    aren't you ready for the classic 'mount back is like a brand new signing' quote incoming

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    Rather us not get any midfielders or defenders if we can spend the money on attackers. I can’t take another season of Hojlund Nacho Zirkzee. If we must get defenders get Tah on a free and Alvaro on the cheap.

  • May 10, 2025
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    You think we can go from this to top 5

    https://twitter.com/SkyBet/status/1921158278127526336

    Top 8 max and I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re 12th again at Christmas before Ruben gets sacked

    wow thats worse than I even imagined.

  • May 10, 2025
    this is not an alt

    Rather us not get any midfielders or defenders if we can spend the money on attackers. I can’t take another season of Hojlund Nacho Zirkzee. If we must get defenders get Tah on a free and Alvaro on the cheap.

    in my hypothetical summer both are on the bench and hojlund is in the gulag in Albania

  • May 11, 2025
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    Next year will be a slog. God have mercy on us if we have CL football too

  • May 11, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg

    bored on a Saturday afternoon, here is what I hope we have next season.

    this is my definitive list (that is realistic). as much as I think onana is terrible, I doubt we pull off the replacement and Ruben clearly likes him.

    (all in euros)

    outgoings

    rashford 40M
    hojlund 25M
    antony 25M
    malacia 10M
    eriksen free
    lindelof free

    this gets us to 100M in sales. if we win EL, then I think that should give us an additional 100M budget on top of that, so call it 200M total to spend.

    transfers in

    Cunha 60M
    Gyok/Osi 75M
    LWB that ive never heard of 30M
    backup CM 30M

    thats 195M of incomings.

    if we do this, then I think amad should play RWB primarily and if we play a top team then ok bring dalot in for RWB and move amad to AM.

    first eleven

    onana
    yoro-maguire-licha
    amad-casemiro-bruno-NEW LWB
    CUNHA-mount
    GYOK/OSI

    2nd team

    bayinder
    mazroui-de ligt-shaw
    dalot-ugarte-NEW CM-dorgu
    mainoo-garnacho
    zirkzee

    Not getting 40m for Rashford. You forgot Sancho, and Evans goes on a free (probably becomes a coach).

    I’d also try and sell Collyer to a random top half Championship side / low PL team for like £5-10m

  • May 11, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg

    bored on a Saturday afternoon, here is what I hope we have next season.

    this is my definitive list (that is realistic). as much as I think onana is terrible, I doubt we pull off the replacement and Ruben clearly likes him.

    (all in euros)

    outgoings

    rashford 40M
    hojlund 25M
    antony 25M
    malacia 10M
    eriksen free
    lindelof free

    this gets us to 100M in sales. if we win EL, then I think that should give us an additional 100M budget on top of that, so call it 200M total to spend.

    transfers in

    Cunha 60M
    Gyok/Osi 75M
    LWB that ive never heard of 30M
    backup CM 30M

    thats 195M of incomings.

    if we do this, then I think amad should play RWB primarily and if we play a top team then ok bring dalot in for RWB and move amad to AM.

    first eleven

    onana
    yoro-maguire-licha
    amad-casemiro-bruno-NEW LWB
    CUNHA-mount
    GYOK/OSI

    2nd team

    bayinder
    mazroui-de ligt-shaw
    dalot-ugarte-NEW CM-dorgu
    mainoo-garnacho
    zirkzee

    Martinez starting 11 is optimistic, Heaven or Yoro can take that spot imo

    Also I feel like an Onana sale is more likely than you think, his new agent is proficient at securing Saudi moves.

  • May 11, 2025
    BD32

    Next year will be a slog. God have mercy on us if we have CL football too

    I think the new format will bail us out, we would absolutely be out if it was group stages.

  • May 11, 2025
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    Flop derby between us and West Ham later, can’t wait for AWB to ball out on Dorgu

  • May 11, 2025
    Grenouille

    Not getting 40m for Rashford. You forgot Sancho, and Evans goes on a free (probably becomes a coach).

    I’d also try and sell Collyer to a random top half Championship side / low PL team for like £5-10m

    Sancho from everything I read from Romano was a loan with obligation so I assume it got factored into the bag we dropped last summer.

    Let’s see on the rashford front, I think it’ll be more than that tbh. He’s a brand name, I think he’ll attract a few clubs.

  • May 11, 2025
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    Glitter Boy

    Martinez starting 11 is optimistic, Heaven or Yoro can take that spot imo

    Also I feel like an Onana sale is more likely than you think, his new agent is proficient at securing Saudi moves.

    I got Yoro starting. And I think Yoro looks terrible at the left center back spot, need Shaw or Licha playing there.

    Hope you’re right on Onana.

  • May 11, 2025
    Glitter Boy

    Flop derby between us and West Ham later, can’t wait for AWB to ball out on Dorgu

    🕷️

  • May 11, 2025
    DEL_DVYg

    I got Yoro starting. And I think Yoro looks terrible at the left center back spot, need Shaw or Licha playing there.

    Hope you’re right on Onana.

    He’s looked good there the last two games?

    In Europe anyway.

    I reckon if somebody comes in for Martinez we take the money and run.

  • May 11, 2025
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    That 30m for Dorgu is looking more and more like a waste of money. If Shaw is fit just play him (big if).

  • May 11, 2025
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    Glitter Boy

    That 30m for Dorgu is looking more and more like a waste of money. If Shaw is fit just play him (big if).

    So what you're saying is, Amorim's only signing is a flop and we're about to give him 200 million to spend in the summer?!?!?!?!

  • May 11, 2025
    ANTI

    So what you're saying is, Amorim's only signing is a flop and we're about to give him 200 million to spend in the summer?!?!?!?!

    Ineos basically bought Ugarte for him too, so technically 0/2

  • May 11, 2025
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    Did y’all peep the summer fixtures?? Why the f*** are we playing Everton Bournemouth west ham and Leeds?? Most boring set of friendliest I’ve ever seen. Very confused by that.

    But at least shows what level we’re at with teams we’re gonna be struggling to even finish above of.

  • May 11, 2025

    Intrigued