Don’t forget lads

New owners who fix the leaky roof would stop today happening apparently

Ten Hag time to log onto Indeed

This was so obvious after the Liverpool game last season, it was always on the cards & I don’t know if most couldn’t see it or refused to see it

Unironically the only one of these I see us winning is the Bayern game

Wait they scored a 4th?

manager of the month and sacked in the same month, only at United

Ten hag ball

Please go back and look at our results around that period - both the months prior and after. I'm tired of you looking at one single game in a vacuum. It doesn't make any sense every single time you make this point.

So what ex United figure we’re gonna see as interim manager? I’d like to see what Roy Keane would do if he got to manage these players.

Remember boys

Ancelotti would have some of these players playing like prime Kroos and Modric

Lmao disaster waiting to happen 🤣

I turned it off. I didn’t see it and it doesn’t show up on any scoresheet so i’m confused lol

Roy Keane is probably clueless tactics wise, but I f***ing hate these players man they need someone that makes them s*** their pants more than anything.

Some of these players would be so unimpressed with someone holding them accountable and being mad at them. They behave like petulant spoilt little children and know they can’t be sacked but the manager can.

I think they’ve probably been secretly hoping for a long time that Carrick/Rooney eventually take over. I’m sure Wayne will get a crack in the next 3-4 years

He doing quite s***ty at Birmingham atm tho

Keep your head in the sand, you’ve said before us beating some no name foreigners in the Europa league before diving straight out of the competition in the next game made up for that s*** show

ETH is definitely defendable with results 😂😂 f*** me

You've ignored what I've said. Go look at the results - January, February, March, April.

“Freak result” idiots ignore

4-0 Brentford
6-3 vs city
3-1 vs Villa
5-2 vs Sevilla
3-1 Brighton
3-0 city
3-0 Newcastle
3-0 Bournemouth

But don’t worry lads, he showed them all proper “standards” and played each and every one of them days later.

Really seeing the fruits of that labour these days aren’t we. F*** me

Feel like Keane would just not put them in the squad the next match

Bruno banned for Liverpool, wouldn’t surprise me if he tried to get the yellow towards the end on purpose

That is sadly not always an option with this meager a squad. That luxury isn’t afforded to United managers.

Here @KingOfPop I'll be kind enough to do it for you.

This was January 2023:

Last minute palace free kick and last minute Arsenal winner our only draw and defeat.

February 2023:

Went 2 down to Leeds but came back to snatch a draw. Otherwise plain sailing.

March 2023:

S***show against Liverpool, Casemiro's bullshit first-half red card against Southampton our only bad results.

April 2023:

Dissapointing defeats to Newcastle and Sevilla away but certainly tough games. Draw against Spurs away, not bad.

What you can see is we were very solid by and large over a sustained period. And when there was a dip in form it was very swiftly corrected.

Your constant argument that Ten Hag should have been sacked after Liverpool is idiotic.

So he coasted to third while everyone else was s***

And bottled the fa cup final before you could finish counting the hairs on his head

Aaaand lost the Europa league tie after in a record worse result

Ok brilliant fantastic come back

Second season another 100+m given to him.. oh yeah that’s going swimmingly well too. Straight out the UCL out the carabo and floundering mid table

Yep definitely couldn’t see this coming

Next week will be slaughter and anyone defending this clown deserves it