Just realised Newcastle aren’t in the bottom 15

We don’t stand a chance

Antony and Hojlund both should’ve started

Also why doesn’t he bring in Varane to get Shaw back to the left side

Anthony Gordon looks like a methhead not a footballer

Martial is nothing more than bench player now. There’s some natural talent still there but his body can’t keep it up for a full 90 mins

Consistent criticism of football under ten hag is that we’re easy to play against

one of the ugliest c***s ive ever seen

Even if this ends 1-0 it's one of the bleakest nights of the Ten Hag era. Totally outplayed by a team that has been DESTROYED by injuries.

And that’s normally his fans excuses for the dogshit football we play

Does he know Dalot is still on the pitch??

What the f*** are these subs??

Goalposts will move again I’m sure

Excluding no name players, is Reguilon the most forgettable Man United player this century? I constantly forget he exists even though he’s still with the club.

It’s like the days of Schneiderlein

Maguire

Cmon guys do something

At this point I think we should play to be the first team in Premier League history to go drawless over a full season.

Joelinton is a real clown

Absolutely pathetic performance

Soundly beat by a side full of injuries as well

Newcastle have made time wasting into an art

dire

This made me feel empty

the pass to garnacho? great little touch by Kobbie before that to set up the pass

dan burn is the captain of the meathead fc

I thought he was the best full back performance we had tonight...

They’ll post a Statman Dave tweet about how he has the most chances created since 2022 or something stupid

thought bruno was actually really good tonight. mainoo is turning into the metronome, with defensive instinct. like him a lot.

rest of team pathetic.

that was the laziest rashford ive seen in awhile.