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  • Jun 27, 2023

    It’s gonna be a year with Rashford up top guys 😨

  • Jun 27, 2023
    Solipsist

    Kane going to Bayern

    No chance he leaves PL

  • Jun 27, 2023
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    Glitter Boy

    If we're going to be joking around can we at least big boy Arsenal and usurp their Timber deal? Ffs

    Is he any good, nobody is in on him

  • Jun 27, 2023
    DEL_DVYg

    Is he any good, nobody is in on him

    Had a very average season without Martinez by his side.

  • Jun 27, 2023
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    Ajax without Ten Hag Martinez and Antony had their worst season in 14 years last season

  • Jun 27, 2023

    Manchester City with Joe Hart: We don't want you anymore, goodbye.

    Arsenal with Leno: We don't want you anymore, goodbye.

    Manchester United with De Gea: Uhh... here's a contract with drastically reduced wages (lol there's no way he'll accept this)... wait what?! You still wanna sign? Uhh... hold on... here's a contract with even LESS wages!

  • Jun 27, 2023
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    Ngl I feel like we’re not gonna be the only ones paying ‘United’ tax in the coming years, feel like it’ll just become a PL tax. Cus there is no way mainland European clubs can see Arsenal and City wanting to pay €100+ million euro’s for Declan Rice and Havertz and MacAllister going for €70 million each and them not thinking they have gone completely bonkers in England.

    You can already see this with Newcastle paying €80 million to Milan for Tonali and the hundreds of millions Chelsea spent last January on glorified mid.

    We’re not the only ones getting buttfucked, only problem is that we’re still getting asked crazy amounts, while we don’t have the crazy budget we had or the other big clubs have anymore.

  • Jun 27, 2023
    DEL_DVYg

    Is he any good, nobody is in on him

    I don't think Ajax did that well last season bc we took their Manager and 2 of their best players.

    Hard to judge a player on that really bc look at our Rangnick season.

  • Jun 27, 2023

    Sorry but no amount of Twitter a***ysis threads can convince me Rice is worth as much as 2016 Pogba

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  • Jun 27, 2023
    ANTI
    https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1673705087175208960

    Confirmed ETH is on Twitter

  • Jun 27, 2023

    Or even on ktt2 MU thread

  • Jun 27, 2023
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    Solipsist

    Ngl I feel like we’re not gonna be the only ones paying ‘United’ tax in the coming years, feel like it’ll just become a PL tax. Cus there is no way mainland European clubs can see Arsenal and City wanting to pay €100+ million euro’s for Declan Rice and Havertz and MacAllister going for €70 million each and them not thinking they have gone completely bonkers in England.

    You can already see this with Newcastle paying €80 million to Milan for Tonali and the hundreds of millions Chelsea spent last January on glorified mid.

    We’re not the only ones getting buttfucked, only problem is that we’re still getting asked crazy amounts, while we don’t have the crazy budget we had or the other big clubs have anymore.

    Agreed, but I thought MacAllister was like 45 Euros which is a good deal ngl

  • Jun 27, 2023
    DEL_DVYg

    Agreed, but I thought MacAllister was like 45 Euros which is a good deal ngl

    Oh nvm then forgot he had that clause

  • Jun 27, 2023
    ANTI
    https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1673705087175208960

    My manager

  • Jun 27, 2023
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    Solipsist

    Ajax without Ten Hag Martinez and Antony had their worst season in 14 years last season

    United with all them handed city a treble and had their worst ever result to their biggest rival

  • Jun 27, 2023
    ANTI
    https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1673705087175208960

    Goat manager if de gea actually f***s off regardless of anything else

  • Jun 27, 2023
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    i feel like this could have been communicated to DDG earlier - i genuinely think we were going to keep him for another year because of budget, but the errors post sevilla game have just been too costly and he doesn't really have that 'amazing shot stopper' title to fall back on anymore so its forced ETH's hand

    its a shame, he will go down as a united legend best in the game for years but once again the club let it turn bitter by not being ruthless enough

  • Jun 27, 2023
    ANTI
    https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1673705087175208960

    Don't doubt MY manager

  • Jun 27, 2023
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    Undun

    i feel like this could have been communicated to DDG earlier - i genuinely think we were going to keep him for another year because of budget, but the errors post sevilla game have just been too costly and he doesn't really have that 'amazing shot stopper' title to fall back on anymore so its forced ETH's hand

    its a shame, he will go down as a united legend best in the game for years but once again the club let it turn bitter by not being ruthless enough

    United legend? Idk about that, we’ve won what like 5 trophies with him? Good keeper for like 7 of his 10 years here for sure tho. If we had a better team around him then yeah could’ve been a United great. But nothing to look back to other than that last SAF title 10 years ago

  • Jun 27, 2023
    Undun

    i feel like this could have been communicated to DDG earlier - i genuinely think we were going to keep him for another year because of budget, but the errors post sevilla game have just been too costly and he doesn't really have that 'amazing shot stopper' title to fall back on anymore so its forced ETH's hand

    its a shame, he will go down as a united legend best in the game for years but once again the club let it turn bitter by not being ruthless enough

    With his mistakes he will be one of the pillars of failure in United’s worst spell in 30+ years

    Madrid got away with it in 2015 with that fax machine

  • Jun 27, 2023
    DEL_DVYg

    United legend? Idk about that, we’ve won what like 5 trophies with him? Good keeper for like 7 of his 10 years here for sure tho. If we had a better team around him then yeah could’ve been a United great. But nothing to look back to other than that last SAF title 10 years ago

    Semi decent shot stopper who dropped himself in the s*** by terrible ball play and being glued to his line

  • Jun 27, 2023
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    KingOfPop

    United with all them handed city a treble and had their worst ever result to their biggest rival

    De Gea and Eriksen handed City the treble, two players we’re hopefully never seeing in a starting line up again

  • Jun 27, 2023
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    I still can’t describe in words how much I hate Eriksen

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    Solipsist

    De Gea and Eriksen handed City the treble, two players we’re hopefully never seeing in a starting line up again

    Ten hag picked both 👍