new kit is hard tbh

It really is so f***ed that the sale seems to be on a complete stand still right in the most crucial part of the year

Feels like they're doing it on purpose

f*** sake mayne

Kolo Muani type bid for Kane from Bayern lmao. Surely he doesn’t end up there right? Madrid a proper league and less stingy while still fulfilling Levy wishes

think if theyve put a bid in hes probably shown some interest but levy will hold on the 100 mil

just wonder if bids coming in will make us s*** ourselves and try with the 100 mil now

Ffs wolves after this menace imagine opening MNF its him on one side and Greenwood the other and that little s*** Thogden in the Stretford end

havertz will be benched at first imo and not immediately a starter

but since he’s very versatile and arsenal are back in CL he will provide depth and should start if saka/odegaard/martinelli/jesus aren’t available

rabiot stays

if Chelsea are taking the piss with United tax there is no point even entertaining Levy

What does this mean?

Why tf are we exploiting De Gea to get him on minimum wages instead of just getting another keeper

I’d run martial back and get Kane next year on a free why not

I think that's the idea tbh, I can't imagine Kane will leave the Prem when he's going to get the goal scoring record in 2-3 more seasons.

Run him back where? To France?

It seems more like the club didn't actually expect him to re-sign on such drastically lowered wages, and when he did, the club panicked and offered him a deal with even less wages. They're too spineless to tell him straight up that they don't want him so they want to make it seem like it's his decision to leave.

Martial getting injured a game into the season is gonna be hilarious

This transfer window is bleak as f*** lmaooo

If we're going to be joking around can we at least big boy Arsenal and usurp their Timber deal? Ffs

Kane going to Bayern