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  • Dec 22, 2021
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    DELETE BACKLAVA

    ENJOY

    Salute back you're a real one

  • Dec 22, 2021
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    NobodyWins

    This can’t be america cause I’m baffled by that portion size.

    American capitalism is not logical

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    Salute back you're a real one

  • Dec 22, 2021
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    fancy lacriminal

    American capitalism is not logical

    Is that nacho cheese Doritos

  • Dec 22, 2021

    Monica titties are SITTING!
    DO YALL NIGGAS HEAR ME?

    F***ING SITTIN

  • Dec 22, 2021
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    NobodyWins

    Is that nacho cheese Doritos

    Yes it is my friend. That, a mountain dew (American small lol) & the nigga Cameron is baking my pretzel right now

  • Dec 22, 2021
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    fancy lacriminal

    Yes it is my friend. That, a mountain dew (American small lol) & the nigga Cameron is baking my pretzel right now

    How long till your showing?

  • Dec 22, 2021

    The Road To Sourceville is one of my favorites

  • NobodyWins

    How long till your showing?

    I'd say like 8 more minutes of previews?

  • Dec 22, 2021
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    coolrebel

    Just finished it. These are my thoughts:

    So the dialogue actually wasnt as bad as I expected. The very beginning I went from ah s*** this about to be a s*** show to alright alright this not bad at all.

    Beginning and the world building was surprisingly good and I loved how tripped out and confused I was at first. Matrix og vibes in the start. The meta part deserves a thread on ktt on its own.

    Dont like this agent smith. He was like an actor you would see on the OC or one tree hill. Agent smith such an iconic villain and they missed the mark completely with casting this guy.

    Did not like NPH in this. All his scenes felt mad corny. Couldnt take him seriously. I like him in funny s*** but he has that kevin hart kind of acting where I can never take him seriously.

    Neo did not seem powerful. This was a beta meta Neo.

    The villains in this are horrendous. I never felt like they were truly in danger. Gave me DC on Cw villain vibes.

    Action scenes werent that bad, but lacked a certain flair the trilogy had.

    Blue hair girl was my fave character shes dope af. Cant remember her name. Really liked her overall. Kind of wish she had a better backstory though. They couldve given her her own spinoff anime or something.

    Didnt like the resurrection explanation at all. Felt super forced

    Trinity parts were corn.

    It was just okay to me. A little better than I had expected, but was very mid..the weakest of the matrix films by far. I didnt need this film, but it was alright man. The nostalgia dopamine hits. Def made me want to go back to watch the ogs again.

    Felt like the magic was just missing though. There werent any wow moments like the classic car chase or bullet time dodge in the first one with the crazy camera pan or Neo flying for the first time.

    Overall it felt like a made for tv version of the matrix with the humour and more commercialized aesthetic, but some of the deeper tones and meta plot points I feel are connected to Lanas personal life and the history of the matrix movies, were pretty cool and interesting, especially in the first half of the film. Second half def wasnt good.

    This movie is kind of like a love letter to the matrix fandom and I can see the connection to Lana and all that.

    I can admit it wasnt as bad as I expected, but it also was not Matrix level in my opinion.

    I was going to give this a 6/10 halfway through, but then the rushed, weirdly paced, and pretty much unenjoyable 3 act brought it back down for me.

    I’ll give this a mix of my initial feelings to the trailers and the ign 4/10

    And my 1st half rating of 6/10

    Its a 5/10 for me guys.

    I didnt hate it, but I will never watch this again.

    MRRR ANDERSSSONNNNN

  • Dec 22, 2021

    tomorrow im back in this b**** with a review!!!

  • Dec 22, 2021
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    Alders0n

    MRRR ANDERSSSONNNNN

    That s*** so disrespectful to the original agent smith

  • Dec 22, 2021

    better be good, until then im avoiding the whole TV and Film section like the plague

  • Dec 22, 2021
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    coolrebel

    That s*** so disrespectful to the original agent smith

    The actor was also terrible. How did he even get cast as a iconic, intimidating villain lmao?

  • Dec 22, 2021

    Her choice to let Smith absorb her

  • Dec 22, 2021
    Alders0n

    The actor was also terrible. How did he even get cast as a iconic, intimidating villain lmao?

    Bro literally what I said. Casting crew was smoking rocks.

  • Dec 22, 2021

    He calls Sati the last exile. I don't think he means she's the last exile to be absorbed but the last exile ever made like how Kal El is the last son

  • Dec 23, 2021

    End credit song being ___

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    Y’all….. this s*** was amazing

  • Dec 23, 2021

    Niobe parts

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    deleteduser2863

    Y’all….. this s*** was amazing

    I just finished too

  • Dec 23, 2021
    HaroldsChicken

    I just finished too

    WELCOME BACK Ana.

    @Backlava Ana thoughts coming soon. Your turn to watch next pal.

  • HaroldsChicken

    I just finished too

    COMEEEEE ON BRO

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    HaroldsChicken

    I just finished too

    UNLEASH YOUR THOUGHTS

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    There a middle part with Niobe over explaining a bit which if Laurence fishburne was in would be him and it just not even like themes so much as catching us up. As I guessed an animatrix 2 being put out would have saved a lot of time of things they had to use movie time to explain . I know earlier cuts were 20-/30: more and I’m curious where