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His casting brought my hype for this to insane levels

That was a joke ting. Review coming soon

Its time…the man who gave you the 4/10 on IGN war……the review is here…..no cap….no bias…..all opinion and feels…..

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Kept getting that feeling and forgetting I was at the movies

Just finished it. These are my thoughts:

So the dialogue actually wasnt as bad as I expected. The very beginning I went from ah s*** this about to be a s*** show to alright alright this not bad at all.

Beginning and the world building was surprisingly good and I loved how tripped out and confused I was at first. Matrix og vibes in the start. The meta part deserves a thread on ktt on its own.

Dont like this agent smith. He was like an actor you would see on the OC or one tree hill. Agent smith such an iconic villain and they missed the mark completely with casting this guy.

Did not like NPH in this. All his scenes felt mad corny. Couldnt take him seriously. I like him in funny s*** but he has that kevin hart kind of acting where I can never take him seriously.

Neo did not seem powerful. This was a beta meta Neo.

The villains in this are horrendous. I never felt like they were truly in danger. Gave me DC on Cw villain vibes.

Action scenes werent that bad, but lacked a certain flair the trilogy had.

Blue hair girl was my fave character shes dope af. Cant remember her name. Really liked her overall. Kind of wish she had a better backstory though. They couldve given her her own spinoff anime or something.

Didnt like the resurrection explanation at all. Felt super forced

Trinity parts were corn.

It was just okay to me. A little better than I had expected, but was very mid..the weakest of the matrix films by far. I didnt need this film, but it was alright man. The nostalgia dopamine hits. Def made me want to go back to watch the ogs again.

Felt like the magic was just missing though. There werent any wow moments like the classic car chase or bullet time dodge in the first one with the crazy camera pan or Neo flying for the first time.

Overall it felt like a made for tv version of the matrix with the humour and more commercialized aesthetic, but some of the deeper tones and meta plot points I feel are connected to Lanas personal life and the history of the matrix movies, were pretty cool and interesting, especially in the first half of the film. Second half def wasnt good.

This movie is kind of like a love letter to the matrix fandom and I can see the connection to Lana and all that.

I can admit it wasnt as bad as I expected, but it also was not Matrix level in my opinion.

I was going to give this a 6/10 halfway through, but then the rushed, weirdly paced, and pretty much unenjoyable 3 act brought it back down for me.

I’ll give this a mix of my initial feelings to the trailers and the ign 4/10

And my 1st half rating of 6/10

Its a 5/10 for me guys.

I didnt hate it, but I will never watch this again.

Sati is so adorable! I lowkey want kids man

Sati mom is hot

Kamala Persephone and Marvin Gaye daughter

And Gina Tores
And Priyanka
And blue hair lady
And Niobe
And Carrie Ann moss

Lana and em hooked a nigga up

@Backlava your turn

"Over my big dead ass"

Aight my father and I are goin in

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need aunt May to say this before she stabs green goblin. Would be a perfect scene then.

Cant wait for Morpho review

He should be done kind of soon. Maybe another 40 mins.

I just wanted yall to know we live & lit

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ENJOY

This can’t be america cause I’m baffled by that portion size.

favorite food easily