It's been that for 10 years

I need a new iPhone and might also need a MacBook Air.
Gotta buy it soon before the prices goes up

morons like @op really been captivated at this fake political theater for years, as if american and russian imperialists don't have objective goals driven by the global economy

He used to be sharper, he’s not funny anymore except when he deviates from politics. Never going to get a “nipples protruding” tweet again

Lesson 1 in Dealmaking: Neg everyone

plenty a dem badman an’ crazy

Most people out on the lake enjoying their holiday weekend.

Trump is on truth social all caps WORDS WORDS WORDS posting.

Getting jabronie marks vibes from this.

The adult in the room

Damn, he typed this out like Joe was his dad that just grounded him off the computer or something.

Campaign trail: “I’ll end the War in Ukraine my first 24 hours in office”

reality:

Bro found out Putin sending rockets and drones to Ukraine

While he does for 3 years by now lmao

Pretty sure he fills out a madlib for every holiday

So we getting full vaccine bans in September at this point?

the brain worms are still deliberating

real

If this was memorial day, I don't even wanna know what he has in store for 4th of July

bring back zero covid

Probably just more of the same, he's been doing this for ages

Could be interesting if he starts to switch it up though, I'm not sure why people still freak out over them I think they're pretty stale now lol

we are screwed

Huge day for USA Network watchers

inshallah the fake nation of Kkklanada will soon be ending

Covid is a nonfactor