Damn I know the feeling. The last time I did drank and did dabs I had the worst s*** of my life. It was like pure inferno escaping from my anus. The bad thing was whatever turd it was, it just kept coming out. Like it didn’t feel like it was the end of the first turd. A long burning log. It wasn’t even liquid fire. That I can handle. Literally big long burning solid s***. Very hard to push out. It took me nearly 30 minutes to complete. My friend kept checking on me. After that my anus felt like someone took a blow torch to it. Shortly after I kept puking my guts out for like an hour. A very embarrassing night.

op stomach was sounding like a jetsonmade beat

One time I didn't s*** for like 4 or 5 days and it was horrendous

this nigga just passed gallstones

yeah I think it had been 5 days since last one. But that one was soft. idk what happened

When I took a s*** it wasn't even that painful, it was more the discomfort of having 5 days worth of food sitting in my stomach I literally wanted to die

Couldn't piss at a point either cuz my stomach was crushing my bladder

No pics?

Also imagine doing a massive poo and not taking the time to admire it

You have yourself a hemorrhoid with all that straining

my s*** was in the shape of a rat once

I was having a panic attack and wanted to move on from this traumatic event and flushed without even looking. might end up one my biggest regrets

fr just get those micro enema solutions that ya squeeze up the s***ter just in case some s*** like this happens again.

worse case scenario you end up with swollen anus veins and hemorrhoids as a result if you gotta strain n squeeze it out

op uber eats driver was standing outside the door like

Im in litera tears picturing op crying on the toilet satan escaping his a****** while a Churchs Chicken bag sits at his doorstep and he immediately digs in to some wings after he flushes

do not

On god bro

this is a banworthy statement

yeah bustin his ass

POV of op

Nigga s***ted out a crocodile

did u wash your hands