It took about 1 hour and 20 minutes. 1 hour and 20 minutes of pure pain. My entire lower body felt like it was getting pushed apart. Every single tiny movement of the big fella sent shockwaves of horrific pain throughout my body. It felt as if I was pushing a decked out ford f150 through my cavern. I almost blacked out twice and had to give some of the most forceful pushes of my entire life to get it to move at all. I was shaking and almost in tears.

Whole time my uber eats driver dropped my food off at the door at my apartment so Im trying to rush this mf out so nobody steals my Church’s chicken. Even with me rushing I sat on that marble throne for another agonizing hour in excruciating pain. Once the final tanker exited my anus I felt a sense of relief that I have not felt on this scale before.

I now respect women much more knowing that they will give birth to a child much larger than my little fecal excretion. I didn’t even think to look at that mf after it came out, I just wanted it out of my life and in the past.

Now I come to you all asking how I can ensure this will never ever happen again in the next however many years I experience life on this planet. I will eat and do anything.

bro go to the hospital that aint normal

have some fiber ffs

I now respect women much more knowing that they will give birth to a child much larger than my little fecal excretion. I didn’t even think to look at that mf after it came out, I just wanted it out of my life and in the past.

I’m on a classic

Also stop eating s*** like Church's chicken

pics of stool?

that s*** bustin

I almost blacked out twice and had to give some of the most forceful pushes of my entire life to get it to move at all. I was shaking and almost in tears.

Bro??

Not reading one word of that post but I feel you op

Took the most painful s*** of your life so far

U good?

get laxatives or stool softeners don't tear up yer ass like that

Man what

reported for posting blackface.

cryin

I was surprised there was not blood when I wiped. That s*** shook me to the core

stomach going through purgatory and he go an immediately pound some church's chicken op abusing his bowels