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  • Sep 19, 2025

  • Sep 19, 2025

    Everything is an art piece.

  • Sep 19, 2025

    Need yesip2 with him and the Starbucks cup lmao

  • Sep 19, 2025

    Jeen-yuhs f***ing sucked

    This is more like it

  • Sep 19, 2025
    TheFader

    Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.

    I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.

    So everything’s normal, watching the movie.

    Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.

    So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.

    As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***

    I think he was about to put his meat on yo neck gang. S*** so long he had to strap it down with Velcro

  • Sep 19, 2025
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    PUFF SHENRON

    Jean yuhs was better

    wrong

  • Sep 19, 2025
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    Jonboi

    wrong

    coodie naRattion would have made this a classic

  • Sep 19, 2025

    My theatre was completely empty

  • Wait this has a Charlie Kirk cameo

  • Sep 19, 2025
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    ninachop
    https://twitter.com/goodasssubx/status/1966570438001094951

    Him just awkwardly discussing texts with Grimes out of the blue

  • Sep 19, 2025

    I might watch this in theatres

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    TheFader

    Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.

    I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.

    So everything’s normal, watching the movie.

    Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.

    So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.

    As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***

    were you boutta get jerked off on?

  • Sep 19, 2025
    TheFader

    Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.

    I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.

    So everything’s normal, watching the movie.

    Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.

    So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.

    As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***

    imagine being the sole victim of a shooting damn that would suck

  • Sep 19, 2025
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    TheFader

    Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.

    I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.

    So everything’s normal, watching the movie.

    Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.

    So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.

    As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***

    Man what you let bruh sit next to you while the whole theater was empty

  • Sep 19, 2025
    PUFF SHENRON

    coodie naRattion would have made this a classic

    lol

  • Sep 19, 2025

    the problem with redemption arcs is that they never arrive when you want them to

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    Fader was about to get his neck nutted on if we're being real

  • TheFader

    Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.

    I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.

    So everything’s normal, watching the movie.

    Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.

    So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.

    As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***

    yo my bad bruh

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    TheFader

    Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.

    I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.

    So everything’s normal, watching the movie.

    Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.

    So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.

    As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***

    Is this a copypasta?

  • Sep 19, 2025
    TheFader

    Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.

    I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.

    So everything’s normal, watching the movie.

    Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.

    So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.

    As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***

    Bro you almost met Kanye

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    where da torrent

  • Sep 19, 2025
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    burymeinecko

    Is this a copypasta?

    Lmaooooo, nah, that actually happened to me yesterday

    I’m hoping he was just doing something harmless with his shoe and I was just overreacting but in the moment I didn’t wanna take the risk of finding out especially in today’s climate

  • Sep 19, 2025
    sniper

    were you boutta get jerked off on?

  • Sep 19, 2025
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    TheFader

    Weirdest s*** just happened to me while I was watching this.

    I’m sitting in the theater, showtime was at 5. I was in the top row of seats, and from what I could tell I was the only person at this showing, but I snuck in food and wanted to make sure I was alone just in case I was being loud. I checked the Regal app right when the trailers ended, and sure enough, I was the only person who bought a ticket.

    So everything’s normal, watching the movie.

    Hour into it, I see a guy walk in, I just assumed it was one of the workers. But he’s holding a drink and starts walking towards a seat, so I’m like “oh maybe he just bought a ticket late”. He walks all the way up to my row, and sits two seats next to me. Keep in mind, I’m the only person in the theater.

    So whatever, he sits next to me, weird but fine. THEN… he gets up and walks to the row BEHIND me (the row with no seats), and starts opening or unfastening something with Velcro, loud as f***.

    As soon as I heard that I got up and got the f*** out of there, that s*** was sketchy as f***

    u saw that nigga walk up and sat close to u like

  • Sep 19, 2025
    EchiTwigs

    u saw that nigga walk up and sat close to u like

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