virtuaboy motherfucker

I'll be 30 next August

my grandpa was definitely an alcoholic and I always assumed she came from a haywire drunked household but she recently told me nah it was quiet as a mouse even with 5 sister and a brother was like damn this is just you then huh

what did you do on Christmas morning to deserve that?

My grandfather was a total alchy and threw up a part of his liver. I've got boozehounds on both sides.

lmfao i hate to say it but my childhood was probably worse than like 90% of the population’s

i had lots of good times too, though. glad we’re both in better situations than we started

Funnily enough my great-grandad who fought in WW1&2 was a total healthy dude that lived into his hundreds.

I’ll be 30 in February

not sure if I am they at least afforded a house and some kids

lmfao i could say the same thing my man, but let’s not think about it like that just to have made it this far we must have progressed in some ways, shapes, or forms

had one ww2 airforce captain grandpa that lived to nearly 90 but had bad dementia near the end. a bit of a b******.

had another baller horse racetrack gangster grandpa that died just before I was born dang it

Yeah same in July

Not fair, this wasn't supposed to happen

lmao I mean we could afford kids I guess but we prefer to blow our money travelling. im in no hurry.

feel like I need to get all the travelling in I can before the world goes to s***

Drinking heavily (but only sometimes)

Drinking only on weekends has made a massive difference

Honestly it all comes down to the girl. She's a light drinker, so I was like I can't just be this total drunken a****** all the time. Now I'm sober (most of the time) and boring, but happier overall.

whew good one

We're all old af it's funny how some of us were in our literal teens posting here at some point

Except Elric he was always an old fart

Kanyes debut came out almost 20 years ago so technically im an appropriate age

if anything its weird barely post pubescent posters like @op are on here cause he wasnt even alive yet

bro I was like 15 when I started posting here haha

It was as a lonely nerd life of talking at people about this s*** instead of with people who have the same obsessions as me and to insinuate sir that you're not worth bantering with cause you're a bit younger is a self own

damn my grandmother we just figured out completely lied about her age and where she was born. Born somewhere near Russia but not quite Russia and probably not a country that exists anymore.

and I went down and opened my stocking before anyone else came down. She works really hard putting the stocking together so it was kinda a d***head move by me.

I'm not insinuating anything it's just a friendly old man dig

I've literally called myself old on this very page

No one cares that you're 50, we still love you