• the singles gave him the feeling that Crash was going to be a send-up of 80s music (???)
• he thinks Crash "marks a departure from the Vroom Vroom/Pop 2 Charli era" which he prefers (as if her self-titled and Number 1 Angel aren't littered with bunch of more traditional/trendy sounding pop jams)
• goes on a tangent about Charli "desires to release an album that does very well commercially" — and he says "good ones and beg for you have done huge numbers, but not 3 or 4 times her previous singles" (this is supposed to be a criticism, somehow — also no mention of Crash being her last contractual album which means the label is going to market the s*** out of it to shoot for the most commercial success as possible)
• says two of the songs on the album are rip offs of famous New Order singles
• charli tries and fails to make rihanna-esque music
• says New Shapes chorus is unpleasant to listen, and that the title track is headache inducing (and the closing guitar solo is "truly awful"
• thinks is among her worst work lyrically
• "Charli and her producers toss on loads of kooky synthesizers and sound effects. And toward the end we get all of these weird beat switch-ups and vocal manipulations that sounds like a mess compared to her use of those elements in previous albums" (????)
• Constant Repeat and Move Me were more of what he was expecting from her but "aren't as fun or exciting" as her older stuff
• when describing Used to Know Me: "the whole thing sounds the way I think ill-fitting vintage clothing looks" (3 million subscribers)
• favorite songs are Baby, Every Rule, and Yuck — the rest of album is forgettable and hasn't stuck with him at all
High level stenography here
clinical evisceration of published music articles/videos is to raise what making a list is to you
Watched X and it was abysmal
No more movie talk with you. Might as well be speaking to a Martian. Love you man but damn.
@rise_zero @Koala @Riffwanker y’all should check this movie out. you’re normal when it comes to horror.
No more movie talk with you. Might as well be speaking to a Martian. Love you man but damn.
@rise_zero @Koala @Riffwanker y’all should check this movie out. you’re normal when it comes to horror.
Rowjay and Shrek gave it worse scores than me
I could talk a mountain of s*** on it but I won't out of
And don't say no more movie talk
just accept that we don't have the same taste in horror and embrace it you puss
You just have the impression that rise has the same horror taste in you because he's riffsquad but his is def closer to mine
Rowjay and Shrek gave it worse scores than me
I could talk a mountain of s*** on it but I won't out of
And don't say no more movie talk
just accept that we don't have the same taste in horror and embrace it you puss
Shrek is an idiot and Rowjay is a contrarian.
Shrek is an idiot and Rowjay is a contrarian.
Nice labels what would you call yourself?
Nice labels what would you call yourself?
I’ve hated Shrek for like 6 years. You’ve known this. You yourself have called Rowjay a contrarian. He’s at least funny about it and I say it with love.
Mike Thorn’s review is worth reading for anyone interested in checking out the film. I can also see @RASIE digging this.
I’ve hated Shrek for like 6 years. You’ve known this. You yourself have called Rowjay a contrarian. He’s at least funny about it and I say it with love.
Yeah but I'm saying what makes you think you're the only one equipped to appreciate horror properly
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Yeah but I'm saying what makes you think you're the only one equipped to appreciate horror properly
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That’s not what I’m saying. It was just so refreshing to see something made by someone who clearly loves the genre and doesn’t think he’s above it. In a sea of self serious Rosemary’s Baby wannabes you had something actually embrace the core of what horror always was.
That’s not what I’m saying. It was just so refreshing to see something made by someone who clearly loves the genre and doesn’t think he’s above it. In a sea of self serious Rosemary’s Baby wannabes you had something actually embrace the core of what horror always was.
I'm glad you enjoyed it
I saw through it. Putting young people in old people make up is not the only thing that completely pulled me out of the experience.
I think it's funny you were saying Marvel fans are the most defensive on Earth the other day but I've lost track of how many times you've said you never want to talk to me about movies again because I don't like the odd horror movie :elon:
I'm glad you enjoyed it
I saw through it. Putting young people in old people make up is not the only thing that completely pulled me out of the experience.
I think it's funny you were saying Marvel fans are the most defensive on Earth the other day but I've lost track of how many times you've said you never want to talk to me about movies again because I don't like the odd horror movie :elon:
Because you s*** on the rare things that come out that actually manage to connect with my sensibilities. It’s not comparable to Marvel which is the dominate cultural force in film.
Just read Shrek’s review and it made me want to punch him in the face lol. He really said “fuck off” about the Landslide scene. What a cold emotionless twat.
Because you s*** on the rare things that come out that actually manage to connect with my sensibilities. It’s not comparable to Marvel which is the dominate cultural force in film.
You asked the day if I'd seen it which made me think you wanted me to watch it and I gave you my honest opinion
said I'm glad you enjoyed it but I thought it was abysmal. I will always keep trying with these s***ty little horror films cause I enjoy the genre but most of them suck and I wish I could enjoy them like you do. I wish you wouldn't be such a baby about my criticism. Be more fun if I could actually s*** on it like I want to.
I don't care when you or anybody s*** on Marvel I just get annoyed when you can't talk about other stuff without comparing it to them
Gf and I heavily felt like that Landslide scene should f*** off as well
I feel like there’s a disconnect between what the film is actually going for and what you guys are thinking you’re supposed to be getting out of it. It’s meant to be obvious in certain points. Despite it not being above the material it’s not completely unaware. There’s a bit of tongue and cheek-ness to the whole thing while still playing it straight. I laughed and rolled my eyes at that choice at first but once the De Palma split screen popped up with the old woman I realized they knew that would be the first reaction and wanted you to let it just wash over you and then I found it deeply affecting. It’s honest and corny but aware just enough of that.
I feel like there’s a disconnect between what the film is actually going for and what you guys are thinking you’re supposed to be getting out of it. It’s meant to be obvious in certain points. Despite it not being above the material it’s not completely unaware. There’s a bit of tongue and cheek-ness to the whole thing while still playing it straight. I laughed and rolled my eyes at that choice at first but once the De Palma split screen popped up with the old woman I realized they knew that would be the first reaction and wanted you to let it just wash over you and then I found it deeply affecting. It’s honest and corny but aware just enough of that.
Agreed but it just didn't click for me. I think the one aspect I cherish the most about cinema is the ability to surprise me and if a film can actually make me feel like I don't know what's about to happen and make me feel a little exposed it means everything to me. This didn't even have a hint of that.
Agreed but it just didn't click for me. I think the one aspect I cherish the most about cinema is the ability to surprise me and if a film can actually make me feel like I don't know what's about to happen and make me feel a little exposed it means everything to me. This didn't even have a hint of that.
That’s fair. It’s definitely predictable to an extent but as someone who likes blunt slasher movies that was totally fine for me. I honestly don’t know why I recommended it to you, I knew it wasn’t your kind of thing. It’s just been getting glowing reviews even from people who normally dislike this stuff so I guess I figured maybe this would be the one to click with you and you’d find it clever or something.
That’s fair. It’s definitely predictable to an extent but as someone who likes blunt slasher movies that was totally fine for me. I honestly don’t know why I recommended it to you, I knew it wasn’t your kind of thing. It’s just been getting glowing reviews even from people who normally dislike this stuff so I guess I figured maybe this would be the one to click with you and you’d find it clever or something.
I'm right there with you putting Texas Chainsaw on the pantheon so it's not not up my alley
plus like I said I check out all the new horror films that make any waves (especially cause the gf like to get scared although she's pretty picky too)

I don't know but I feel like Shining, Rosemary's Baby, VVitch, Texas Chainsaw and Suspiria is probably pretty close to the same top 5 as yours
Crazy how defined of a BC-AD sea change there was in 1968 for horror and sci fi
at least from where I'm looking it seems you're either pre Space Odyssey/Rosemary's Baby or post
That’s fair. It’s definitely predictable to an extent but as someone who likes blunt slasher movies that was totally fine for me. I honestly don’t know why I recommended it to you, I knew it wasn’t your kind of thing. It’s just been getting glowing reviews even from people who normally dislike this stuff so I guess I figured maybe this would be the one to click with you and you’d find it clever or something.
The one moment that surprised me was when the old lady went flying from shotgun recoil
amazing