I’m sorry
I’m going to have to be a terrible human tonight
And just start calling her dumb right away and getting fake frustrated with her and if she’s about to figure something out yell it out loudly and try to take the credit
I’m sorry
I’m going to have to be a terrible human tonight
And just start calling her dumb right away and getting fake frustrated with her and if she’s about to figure something out yell it out loudly and try to take the credit
Don't do this please
Maybe she is on her form asking how to not let her boyfriend know she knows he is dumb while going to an escape room.
Who knows?
Maybe they made for each other
She on TaylorToThe
I’m sorry
I’m going to have to be a terrible human tonight
And just start calling her dumb right away and getting fake frustrated with her and if she’s about to figure something out yell it out loudly and try to take the credit
Do NOT do that you idiot
You just look busy, touch everything in the room, and then blame her for being a bad teammate.
When you do figure something out you do the Urkel 'did I do that?' and let her slowly lose all self-esteem.
The true escape will be when she realizes you are dumb asking us for advice and leaves you. When she runs away from you and you have to replay the Escape room but now by yourself over and over again until you finally solve it and when you do finally exit that escape room after days of no food, water or sleep I pray you see her walking in with your replacement into the same escape room. As your brain darts you walk outside in circles you see the sun you crave the escape room that used to be your prison because the sun without her is a prison you can't escape. You wait outside hoping her new man fails and you get another chance. They come out smiling and laughing he nods at you and says he has heard a lot about you. She nods and says "I wish you well in life". What you can never truly escape is what people think they know about you from the past so you must be present don't aggregate your thoughts from KTT nerds be yourself intelligence isn't just in calculated situations you pay to be in very often its the calculated situation we all pay to be in with our taxes reality.
So when you exit this thread and close KTT on your phone or windows device I want you to consider how every single day when you wake up the choices you make are an escape room and you don't necessarily have to save her if you use your minds together. You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes. You just have to be a Fire Lord. Because if you follow KTT advice she will leave you. No one here wants you happy with a girlfriend. They just see your text and avy daily. They are rooting for your downfall as an entertaining thread on this section but the first person who has to believe in you is you so stop calling yourself dumb
Wow deep
op but fr make sure you have some breath mints, gum, tic tacs for yourself and her too
You’ll be fine
I’m sorry
I’m going to have to be a terrible human tonight
And just start calling her dumb right away and getting fake frustrated with her and if she’s about to figure something out yell it out loudly and try to take the credit
lock thread we trolling now
Yo get an earpiece and a camera I got you
op but fr make sure you have some breath mints, gum, tic tacs for yourself and her too
You’ll be fine
nah OP have some Kombucha and garlic
lock thread we trolling now
When she ask to see his ACT score and he says "I never went to acting school I am as real as they come"
Yo get an earpiece and a camera I got you
true question is what should I eat tonight if most of the vegan restaurants are some distance away
Females just sit in a corner and be on their phone when you take them to an escape room
lock thread we trolling now
Yeah okay the minute she gets in the car I’m saying “what’s up dummy dum dum”