I’m nervous as hell
Going to escape room with my gf who thinks I’m really really smart

I’ve been putting on an act like I’m intelligent but in reality I’m dumb, bad at math, can’t recognize patterns low IQ s***

She’s telling me “oh it’s going to be a piece of cake for someone like you”

Imagine being stuck in a room for an hour with someone who’s disappointed in you cause you’re dumb

How should I handle this situation KTT bros
Should I just start gas lighting her?

“Babe you figure this out I already figured it out but I’m gonna let you try” then proceed to call her dumb and gas light her to take the attention away from me?

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Edit :

I just didn’t give an update because it didn’t go as bad as I thought it would, nothing funny happened

As soon as we got there I pulled old game master to the side and explained the situation to the lady

She assured me not to worry and we would have “unlimited” clues. All I had to do was press the button and I would get a clue

Minute we got in that room I started ferociously sweating so I pressed the button

“Your four letters are BDYO” the first clue!
I’m sweating
DYBO?

My girl yelled “BODY”
Whew!!! cause that was gonna be like my eighth guess lol

Anyways, I kept pressing the button for help
Eventually we had some time left (3-4 minutes) but the game master lady walked in

Told us to just stop because we weren’t even 20% through. Asked me specifically why I even came to an escape room and have I ever been to any other
Then proceeded to tell me about a building next door that has much more simple ones for people like me

Anyways
Girl didn’t say anything. We decided it’ll be hilarious to go back to the same room and ask for just as many clues as this time so we’re probably gonna do that h

Just cancel

Just expose yourself u deserve it

I can’t, we’re together, she knows I’m free

Why ☹️

Why does she think you’re a smart guy you been telling lies on your gpa

Dumbass can't even find his way out of the escape room

She probably already knows ur dumb tbh and was just gaslighting you lol.

Lmfaoooo

Can’t feel bad for you cuz it’s your own doing

if you are actually that dumb then how did you fool her so long? She gotta be dumber than you bruh

I’ve been wearing non prescription glasses and using words like “precisely”

Or other words I’ve see on TikTok

is she thinks escape rooms are an intelligence test then she's probably a big enough dumbass to not notice that you're also a dumbass

Not gonna lie she’s a little dumb dumb but she’s cute

Just s*** yourself 10 minutes in

😭😭😭

this whole thing is killing me

this site last two weeks man 😭😭

How long you've been hiding it from her? If you continue dating her she's going to find out eventually unless she's dumb as s***.

2 weeks now

nigga bout to come out the closet as dumb 💀

Oh my god man she’s dumber than you