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  • Dec 1, 2020

    Make sure to stock up on sleep by hibernating for the full 192 hours prior to release. I recommend crawling into an empty cave (the danker the better) and covering yourself with piles of natural debris (leaves, sticks, etc). This way, you can avoid sleep entirely after release.

    Eat healthy NOW, so that you dont have to eat at all later. Accomplish this by consuming large quantities of honey (natural sugars are good for you), nuts and roots, and raw meats (can catch salmon jumping up streams, or go for animal carcasses). Building up reserves prior will help with the hibernation too.

    Exercise and stretch. Build up your endurance by chasing down small furry things, or even the big two legged things that are wearing dead furry things. Stretch your muscles out by rubbing up against large trees, rocks, cars, or anything with a corner (also let's you leave a scent). This will let you game for extended hours uninterrupted.

    These are just some cool Life Bear Tips for all my fellow Ursidae looking forward to the grim, punk future. Feel free to comment with more.

  • Dec 1, 2020

    Just preordered on my Series X, next week can’t come soon enough

  • im so hyped to just drive around

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    That moment when you put the disc in your console and your console just bursts into flames.

  • Dec 1, 2020
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    CrimsonArk

    That moment when you put the disc in your console and your console just bursts into flames.

    Digital gang

  • Dec 1, 2020
    PlayboiFuture

    Digital gang

    Console hardlock incoming.

  • Dec 1, 2020

    CDPR about to commit the biggest Rick Roll in history.

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    Please tell me this not getting pushed back...

  • ALPHABEAR

    Please tell me this not getting pushed back...

    Game is already done and ppl already have it

  • Dec 1, 2020
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    By this time next week we’ll be 1 day 06 hrs 30 mins and 00 secs from cyberpunk 2077 release.

  • Dec 1, 2020
    Akashi

    By this time next week we’ll be 1 day 06 hrs 30 mins and 00 secs from cyberpunk 2077 release.

    I absolutely hate last weeks of waiting

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    I’m like two clicks away from just pre ordering this. F*** waiting till 2021 for the PS5 update, god knows when that’s even gonna drop.

  • RCLamp

    I’m like two clicks away from just pre ordering this. F*** waiting till 2021 for the PS5 update, god knows when that’s even gonna drop.

    Wait for reviews and grab it a day before for the pre load. F***ing waiting till 2021. I probably won't have even beaten it until then

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    gonna wait a bit for the launch bugs to be patched before i jump into this. and after that i’m gonna take it hella slow and try to do everything it has to offer

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    I’m thinking about making a Let’s Play to this when it drops on Steam

    Good or bad idea & why?

  • Dec 1, 2020

    Gimme the damn preload already

  • Dec 1, 2020
    ALPHABEAR

    I’m thinking about making a Let’s Play to this when it drops on Steam

    Good or bad idea & why?

    Great idea

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    ALPHABEAR

    I’m thinking about making a Let’s Play to this when it drops on Steam

    Good or bad idea & why?

    F*** it might as well. If it stops you from enjoying the game as much maybe don't do it but there's no real downside to it outside its probably going to be a massive series lol.
    Worst case nobody watches, best case you get a lil following

  • Dec 2, 2020

    Why wont this come out already

  • Dec 2, 2020
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    Lou

    gonna wait a bit for the launch bugs to be patched before i jump into this. and after that i’m gonna take it hella slow and try to do everything it has to offer

    These will be patched on day 1 no?

  • Dec 2, 2020
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    Clb sexman

    These will be patched on day 1 no?

    Probably not. Probably within the first couple of weeks tho

  • Dec 2, 2020
    Gangstalicious

    F*** it might as well. If it stops you from enjoying the game as much maybe don't do it but there's no real downside to it outside its probably going to be a massive series lol.
    Worst case nobody watches, best case you get a lil following

    Tbh this, I figured I ain’t got s*** to lose

    Funny enough, I think I’ll enjoy it more while recording + mic’d up. I’ll just say the thoughts I’m thinking

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    This definitely has a Day 0/1 patch

  • Dec 2, 2020

    I'm still contemplating whether I should wait for the next gen update or not