The ability to reach into my pocket and always have the exact amount of money to pay for something

your side effect is you have a massive cock

Your pocket always has a hole in them, so each time you reach in, the money will just fall through your pants legs onto the floor.

You have this by siphoning the luck of those around you. Your good fortune is enjoyed at the expense of everyone around you.

@Q3D

Not a bad deal

That’s funny lmao

You forget that you left your pants at home so you’re just reaching in your tighty whities

X-ray vision, I can look through objects and people.

Hollup this could be made into a movie script fr

It only works on the geriatric

GOT EM

Sound of dial up plays in his head every time he uses his power til it drives him insane.

your eyeballs poke out of your eye socket so everyone avoids you

Pretty sure it’s a movie or comic already

Can they be an ostrich?

But like an ostrich that can fly.

It’s a manga/anime

can find a loophole to everything

Fine By Me

elaborate

Sure, you adapt to mortality itself, becoming immortal. Unfortunately you will never be able to adapt to the crippling loneliness and emotional trauma that comes from seeing your loved ones die. Eventually, eons pass and you drift aimlessly through the universe, wishing for death but unable to die.

Dam you really gonna make your loved ones miserable just by being around you. Wild. I.e your sibling gets laid off from their job, you get a promotion at yours.