Power of ultimate persuasion( I can tell everyone what to do)

your only communique is with marsupials

Something involving your mom and trains

they always misinterpret it

You're a pedophile

Your only desire is to eat more donuts

I can stretch my legs to reach any height

supernatural good fortune

you have ed

your torso shrinks by the same proportion

your arm moves forever like those lucky cats in japanese restaurants

that isnt lucky

You have extreme dyscalculia and are unable to place bets or pick lottery numbers

majority of us are.

stares back at phone

You’re paralyzed from the waist down.

Super intelligence

You have Tourette’s. You can never finish a full request without blurting out something completely random, resulting in you never getting what you wanted to ask for.

you have tourettes and blurt curses every 15 seconds

Still probably smash your boyfriend though

Say aah

See: Stephen Hawking

come over rn

Your p**** is too large, causing you to pass out every time you get an erection due to the blood flow.